9-16 in a "blue lobby" 12/26/25 never forget <3

i know alot of util

bro pls carry me in so done with teammates

The biggest crybaby. surrendered after 9 rounds againts low elo player!

shart Just now
me: let's finger paint!
paint: WHAT! 😨
lets: I'm scared
scared: no I'm scared
no : Hi scared
Skibiti toilet: fein fein fein fein fein fein fein 🤑🤑🤑

15 year old gets mad at people bc he has cancer

literal insane asylum escapist

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ boosted player lmfao born to lose

No mic lonely loser

come back to the game dawg its still going

Lost his calm after having to tie in a hvh contest against a French Canadian

walls

add me up, nice 7k

L player uses leetify

Quick slice!

mad kicking bot

mad

add me too, amazing friend

annoying ♥♥♥♥

Player is okay, needs help with anger

dont give up but send me the m4 fade if you do

+rep skilled player

i found this profile on a deep rabbit hole. it's wild.

我他妈的不太确定那到底是什么, 但我绝对不会扫那个码. 他们看起来确实挺孤独的呢

we have sexual intercourse on the daily. i just love eating that juicy fart box

you really felt tough saying "no you didnt pal" lol. 4k hrs and you didnt know you can rank up on a tie?

decent at cs but what really shines is his personality and integrity +rep

icespice biggest fan

在北美，他们冲锋喷射，
每一枪都打空，然后怪延迟!

sometimes when i poop i pee i piss sometimes i poop my pants and do a dance with ants all in my pannnnttttsssssssssssssss

I used to please Nate nightly back in the day. Sadly, these days have passed.... MISS YOU BOO :P

MY BELLY IS HUGE, MY BRAIN HAS DELAY, YOU GUESSED IT RIGHT, I'M FROM NA.

Youre weird and them blonkertons

NEEDS THERAPY + BETTER CHEATS

ai_generated, anime, female, fingering, girl, lee_joo_hee, leejoohee, leveling, masturbation, pinku, pinku.ai, pinkuai, ♥♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥♥_juice, sideboob, solo, solo_leveling, thighs, vagina

+rep cool sense, don't forget to add me!

-rep baits team -rep retarded

It was an intense Counter-Strike match, and my friend was locked in a 1v2 clutch. He hadn’t taken a break in hours, and then—it happened. He misjudged more than just his spray and ended up pooping his pants mid-game. At first, he tried to play it cool, but the smell gave him away. It was like a mix of rotten eggs and burnt rubber, filling the room with a stench that could make paint peel.

Instead of panicking, he laughed, saying, “It’s not that bad!”—almost proud, like he enjoyed his own masterpiece. Known for loving his farts a little too much, he seemed weirdly unfazed by the chaos he’d caused. His team won the game, but his chair and his dignity didn’t survive. From then on, we called him “Clutch and Crust.” Safe to say, no one sat next to him during gaming sessions after that.

With Lenovo's announcement at CES 2025 of the Lenovo Legion Go S, we are pleased to share that their "Powered by SteamOS" model is the first handheld officially licensed to ship with Valve's SteamOS. We built this operating system to provide a seamless user experience optimized for gaming, while retaining access to the power and flexibility of a PC. SteamOS is the same operating system we run on Steam Deck, and the team is making updates to ensure it fully supports the Lenovo Legion Go S and provides the same seamless experience customers expect.

Nate was lounging on a distant island, the waves crashing gently against the shore, when his phone buzzed with a call from his agent, Anita Hardcok. "Got an offer for you, big guy," she said, "It's a screenplay called The Transformation of Jaquise: A Tale of Self-Discovery.” Nate groaned, rolling his eyes. "What kind of name is that? Sounds like a weird therapy session," he grumbled. But then Anita dropped the bomb: "It’s being directed by Sir Cumcise." Nate’s face lit up, a grin creeping across his sunburned face. "Well, motherf*cker, why didn’t you say that in the first place?" he laughed. Suddenly, the absurdity of it all didn’t seem so bad—after all, Sir Cumcise had a way of making even the wildest scripts worth doing.

Y’all really out here writing my life like I’m the star of a Netflix show that’s a mix of The Office, and Euphoria where everyone’s hot and nobody has a real job. One minute, I’m rocking a hotdog so big it needs its own ZIP code; the next, I’m the villain in someone’s tragic backstory, and THEN I’m outside holding hands under the stars like the lead in a Taylor Swift song. Honestly, I respect the creativity but just make sure to cast me, since I'm hot, when this inevitably turns into a blockbuster. Keep it up, my biographers, just don’t forget to send me royalties when this hits the bestseller list.

Lil Nate walked into the room with a grin, proudly holding his legendary hotdog. It wasn’t just any hotdog—it was massive, the size of a small baguette. His friends stared in awe as he confidently took a bite, the bun barely holding everything together. “It’s all about quality,” Nate said between bites, winking.

Everyone chuckled, but no one could deny the sheer size of it. “Man, that thing’s almost as big as you,” one friend joked, shaking their head. Nate shrugged, clearly unbothered. He loved the attention his oversized hotdog got, though it was the least remarkable thing about him. Despite the ridiculousness of the moment, Huge Nate remained unflappable. He might’ve had a huge hotdog, but it was his confidence and humor that made him the center of attention—no matter what he was holding.

Nate had grown up with Jaquise, but when Jaquise transitioned to SlipperySeaman, Nate's reaction was far from supportive. He disagreed vehemently, his once-close friendship turning into a source of cruelty.

"You're just confused, man. You think changing your name and dressing up is going to fix your life? You're a freak," Nate would sneer whenever they met. His words were like daggers, aimed to hurt. When SlipperySeaman tried to explain his journey, Nate would cut him off with, "You're just chasing some trend. What next, you gonna start calling yourself a mermaid or something?"

At school events or gatherings, Nate made it a point to use Jaquise's deadname, loudly, to embarrass him. "Hey Jaquise, remember when you used to be normal?" he'd shout across the room.

His rudeness extended to social media, where he'd post comments under SlipperySeaman's transition updates, like, "Lost another friend to the woke culture. Guess he's more into playing dress-up than being real."

Nate and SLIPPERYSEAMEN met at a mutual friend's party, their conversation flowing effortlessly from the start. What began as casual small talk soon turned into deep discussions about their lives, passions, and dreams. As the night wore on, the crowded room faded into the background, and they found themselves outside under the stars, standing close, neither wanting to break the moment. Nate's hand brushed against SlipperySeamen's, and they shared a quiet, lingering look before their fingers intertwined. In that simple touch, they both knew something had shifted — the start of something real, something they hadn’t expected but were both willing to explore, together.

nice being friends with cheaters and doxers

Killer moves!

+rep good player

garbage please sell ur skins and invest elsewhere r etard

remarkable skills

Throws the round like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ after 2 round loss