I'll have you know I'm a yaoi fangirl and PROUD. You don't INSULT me. And by the way, no. No, it's not "gay." Do you even KNOW where that came from? Japan. "GAY" CAME FROM JAPAN. THE PROPER TERM FOR "GAY" IS YAOI. Just because I'm eleven doesn't mean that I can't be a perv. I'm mature. I write yaoi fanfiction. I have many people who like my yaoi posts on fanfiction.net and deviantART. I read yaoi every day. Yaoi is my life. I couldn't live without yaoi. I would die without it. I know everything about yaoi sex. I read a fanfiction where the seme (that's the dominant male in the relationship.) fingered the uke. (That's the smaller guy.) He used four fingers. That's to prepare him for sex. I'M NOT STUPID. I read my first doujinshi when I was 10. I'm NOT like the other kids, SO STOP SAYING I AM.

I'm puzzled even today about how it happened.

So, I was playing gta 4 and got enough money for 10 consecutive lap dances. Me, being at the peak of puberty, decided to spend my money in exactly that.

So, lap dance after lap dance, I was the hardest I've ever been in my life, and started feeling a ticklish feeling going up my penis. When it reached my glans, I HAD to get to bathroom: lo, and behold, I was ejaculating.

I didn't lay a finger in my ♥♥♥♥, how the ♥♥♥♥ did that happen?

I was offered sex with a 20 year old girl today. In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I declined, because I am a person with high moral standards, and strong willpower. Just as strong as AJAX, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available in scented vanilla, and lemon fragrances.

Holy f*cking sh*t. I want to bang the animal crossing dog so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the town hall I get a massive erecti*n. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant f*cking sex with Isabelle. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Isabelle's tight dog p*ssy. I want her to have my mutant human/dog babies.

F*ck, my f*cking mom caught me with the neighbors dog. I'd dressed her in my sister's skirt and went to f*cking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my 3DS. I might not ever get to see Isabelle again.

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