-rep I haven't played with this dude in the last 6 months and he keeps posting stuff on my profile. I'm starting to think there's some early onset dementia going on, which would explain his absolute ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game play at CS. Last time we played it was so bad that King Von himself came to me in a vision and told me to remove him from my friends list. Like King Von from O block Von, like genius rapper superstar Von, told me "damn brah this dude straight dookie" and I just had to agree.

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

Guys a prick

- rep this liberal arts degree dropout woke liberal is running a creative writing exercise on my page. How about you creatively write a resume and get a full time job so that you can pay taxes like the rest of us. Also your cat was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tasty, that fried belly over some basmati was to die for

-rep he told me he graduated from special ed and that he was a different person now. Come to find out he was lying all along. Please change your bib, it's disgusting, seriously I swear that looked like mold or something. It's crazy to think someone with room temperature IQ can get more than 3 kills though, I'll give you that.

Made some provocative comments towards my newborn but other than that he seems like a solid teamate. Could def be a better player . - - - rep