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Jag känner mig dålig för att cumma på min sköldpadda

Varför fan skulle jag göra det. Jag skulle aldrig ha onanerat framför min sköldpadda. Så i princip såg jag porr i min 55-tums tv och min sköldpadda var bredvid mig i soffan. Porr var riktigt gammal. Det var en DVD från 2002. Det var förmodligen den hetaste porr jag någonsin har sett och ärligt talat kommer jag antagligen att titta på porr på DVD istället från internet. Den enda anledningen till att jag hade min sköldpadda var för att jag känner mig riktigt deprimerad och ensam när jag blir ♥♥♥, så jag tänkte att om min sköldpadda såg med mig skulle jag inte känna mig ensam. Tja, jag började stryka min willie, jag använde lotion, jag tog av mig alla kläder, men min dumbass glömde vävnaderna. Jag insåg att jag glömde att ta vävnader men det var för sent. Jag skulle ♥♥♥. Jag ville inte komma överallt så jag var tvungen att tänka snabbt

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Tiān dì yí piàn cāng máng

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

Kan jag värma Eriks Såser ?
Det går att värma våra såser på låg effekt i vattenbad på spis. Såsen måste då röras om hela tiden. Vi rekommenderar dock att servera såsen rumstempererad.

Hur förbereder man såserna ?
Bearnaise och Hollandaise serveras rumtempererade, men kan värmas lätt i vattenbad på spisen. OBS! Vid för hög temperatur skär sig såsen.
Pepparsås och Äpple Curry serveras rumtempererade.
Aioli Lime serveras helst rumtempererad men kan även serveras kall.
Remoulad kan serveras både rumtempererad eller kall.
Kan man frysa såserna ?
Nej. Absolut inte.

Varför använder ni inte riktigt smör ?
På grund av att smör innehåller fetter som ger sämre hållbarhet och även är mättade. Smöret är ersatt av rapsolja. Vi kan då laga sås som håller sig färsk länge, med ytterst lite konserveringsmedel, Rapsoljan innehåller dessutom en stor andel omättat fett.

The worst thing you can be in this time is not self aware
We are above our labels, but they define this nightmare
I wish I lived 100, 50, 30 years ago
I wish I could be cringe and ♥♥♥♥ and punk, grunge, goth, emo

The world’s afraid of fear of people scared of difference
We treat skin-deep diversity with certain reverance
I wish my characters were judged for content, not their kind
I wish my personality could be strange as my mind

The thing is everyone’s obsessed with knowing what you are
We add more boxes to fit in, all getting more bizarre
I wish I was born inside an idea revolution
I wish I lived when culture wasn’t plagued by dilution

We’re so beyond our last week trends, each one’s impact is small
Somehow I am so much at once, we’re each nothing at all

Feelin' downtrodden
Fresh kid turned rotten
I can't believe I'm like E then I'm cotton
Over the years seems like I'm gettin' dumber
Reminiscing to a time when I was younger with a hunger
Full a dreams, determination, self-esteem
But now it seems they hesitate to be on my team
You know the routine, when you winnin' and grinnin'
All up in your face, like they was wi'ch you from the beginnin'
But on the flipside,
When you washed up like a riptide
Fools clown 'bout how you slipped and let ♥♥♥♥ slide
Beside the fact
My voice is wack
Clowns is runnin' around, talkin' 'bout I smoke crack
Ain't got no homies that got my back
Yeah I'm a brotha, but some times I don't feel black
My girl is white
My game idn't tight
Nibbas who ain't seen me in a while be like "Dude, you aight?"
Who am I kiddin', who am I foolin'
When they be like "What's up Fatlip?, " and I say "Coolin'"

You was at the club (Yeah)
Bottoms up when I first met you (Bottoms up)

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PEe iS StoREd In tHe BAllS

Or is it ?
(this music starts to play)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TN25ghkfgQA

think he might be a sause

This little pigaelin right here is a B I G weaboo no-no, searching the lands for the one and only true Cigarill befitted for him; The Cigarill of The Big Boosh. With the aid of Kebaben Larsson & Co, they venture forward against the unstoppable force of the Gaether, run by the mysterious leader only known for it's mysterious pseudonym: "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ass head".


pretty god gais

Cigarill, även kallad cigarrcigarett, är en minimerad variant av en cigarr. De tillverkas på samma sätt och är ofta smaksatta med exempelvis vanillin. Cigariller är öppna i båda ändarna och behöver därför, till skillnad från cigarrer, inte snoppas innan de röks. En ask innehåller oftast 10 stycken cigariller.

-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

good trade! good luck my friend!

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