Principe Javier 最近的评测

Stellar Blade knows exactly what it wants to be and doesn’t pretend otherwise. Tight combat, satisfying parries, flashy skills, and bosses that actually punish bad habits instead of just soaking damage. Once the combat clicks, it’s hard to put down.

The world looks great — ruined cities, weird sci-fi vibes, and solid atmosphere throughout. The soundtrack goes way harder than expected and carries a lot of the big moments. Story isn’t groundbreaking, but it’s good enough to keep you moving forward without getting in the way.

Performance has been solid for me, and the controls feel responsive, which is honestly the most important thing for an action game like this.

Is it perfect? Nah. Some side content feels a bit repetitive, and the story plays it safe at times. But the gameplay absolutely carries the experience.

If you’re into stylish action games with rewarding combat and don’t mind a straightforward story, this is an easy recommend.

“Back 4 Blood” — Co-op Chaos Edition

I joined with some friends for a thrilling zombie survival experience.

Instead, what I got:

-A teammate who refuses to share ammo because “it’s for his special build.”

- Another who keeps triggering birds like it’s a side quest.

- Someone who sprints ahead, dies, and then blames me for not saving him.

-And a medic… who carries bandages but treats them like rare family heirlooms.

By the end of the mission, the zombies had better communication than us.

10/10 — The apocalypse was fine, our squad was the problem..

The Best Ubisoft Recycle Bin I’ve Ever Loved...

Assassin's Creed Origins is proof that Ubisoft can still surprise you… right before reminding you it’s still Ubisoft.

Let’s start with the good: Ancient Egypt looks so good it should be illegal. Every sunset, temple, and sandstorm feels handcrafted by a dev who had feelings that day. The combat system isn’t just “press counter to win” anymore — it’s actually fun. Bayek is a genuinely fantastic protagonist with a story that punches you in the gut instead of the usual “we must protect the Apple of Whatever™.”

Then the Ubisoft checklist hits you like a camel at full speed. Outposts. Question marks. Side quests where villagers apparently can’t do anything without your help. “Bayek, please kill the 87 bandits that stole my grandma’s cat.” And of course, the infamous “map vomit” that could probably be seen from space.

But here’s the thing: I didn’t even care. The grind worked. I was clearing outposts like a Pharaoh possessed, looting chests like my life depended on it, and riding my camel like it was the most majestic horse in the world.

Pros:

-One of the most beautiful worlds Ubisoft has ever built

-Bayek is a top-tier AC protagonist

-Combat is actually fun

-Side content is addictive (and dangerous to your sleep schedule)


Cons:

-Typical Ubisoft “To-Do List Simulator”

-Some repetitive quest design

8.5/10..It’s big, it’s bloated, it’s Ubisoft… but it’s glorious.

Went on vacation. Got therapy from a warlord.
Vaas explained insanity.
I understood.
We bonded.
I burned down half the island.

10/10 — would get kidnapped again.

This game nails what it’s like to be a teenager: making promises you can’t keep, fighting with your friends over nothing, and thinking your garage band is going to change the world.

The dialogue can be awkward, but so is being 17. The dual timelines keep the story moving, and every choice feels like it carries weight — not in a “save the world” way, but in a “don’t ruin your best friend’s life” way.

It’s messy, nostalgic, and surprisingly heartfelt. Basically, the ’90s in a nutshell.

A game where I spent hours trying to make “deep moral choices”… only for my little brother to ignore me, do the opposite, and then blame me for it anyway. Truly captures the essence of family.

The road trip is basically:

New place → New tragedy → New reason to question my life choices.

Sprinkle in awkward teen dialogue that makes me feel like I aged 30 years.


Still cried though. 10/10 parenting simulator, would let a psychic 10-year-old wreck my reputation again.

“The Balloonpocalypse”

Yes, this is it. The ultimate showdown humanity never prepared for: monkeys vs balloons.

Forget world wars, forget climate change, forget taxes. The true threat to our existence is colorful latex ovals floating gently across the screen. And who do we call to defend us? Not soldiers, not scientists, not heroes. Yes you are right— monkeys. Monkeys with darts, ninja stars, lasers, and in some cases… literal sun powers. Truly the most realistic military sim of our generation.

10/10 — when the balloons invade in real life, I’ll be ready.

Final Fantasy VII Rebirth is a massive RPG filled with incredible characters, gorgeous landscapes, and one small, vest-wearing demon who has taken control of my entire life: Chadley. Yep he is back but this time he is on a different level.

This kid doesn’t guide you—he owns you. He stalks you across the world like a monotone poltergeist, popping up every time you start to feel free, only to slap another stack of VR simulations and ‘research assignments’ in your face. Sephiroth may want to end the planet, but Chadley will end your sanity.

He’s not a side character—he’s the true protagonist. Cloud, Tifa, Aerith? Just unpaid interns in Chadley’s grand science project. You don’t progress the story, you progress Chadley’s LinkedIn profile. And the worst part? I keep doing it. Every. Single time. I bet Ubisoft is so proud of me.

10/10. This isn’t Final Fantasy VII Rebirth—it’s Chadley’s world. We’re just renting space.

Batman: Arkham Knight is the thrilling conclusion to Rocksteady’s trilogy, where you finally get to live your dream of… being a full-time Uber driver with a tank. The Batmobile isn’t a feature—it’s the game. Punching criminals? Optional. Solving mysteries? Rare. Driving a weaponized RC car through sewer racetracks at 3 AM while Riddler insults your driving? Mandatory.

Every five minutes the game whispers, ‘Hey Bruce, maybe the Batmobile can solve this.’ Riddler trophies? Batmobile. Armed militia? Batmobile. Light bulb burned out in Wayne Manor? Probably Batmobile. Somewhere along the way I realized I wasn’t Batman, I was just Vin Diesel in a cape.

The story desperately tries to be dark and shocking. Gotham is evacuated (again), Scarecrow is monologuing like he’s on a podcast, and the mysterious Arkham Knight is… gasp the guy you guessed in the opening act. Meanwhile, Joker is dead but still manages to hog more dialogue than half the living cast, because apparently Gotham runs on clown flashbacks.

Credit where it’s due: the city looks gorgeous, gliding feels incredible, and the combat is still peak ‘press buttons to unleash martial arts hurricane.’ But you’ll spend so much time in that Batmobile you’ll start wondering if Batman secretly took out a sponsorship deal with Ford.

10/10 — best car commercial I’ve ever played. Batman just happened to be in the cutscenes.

Ah yes, this is a game with epic medieval quests: Imagine delivering bread, washing clothes, and getting drunk with nobles while the actual main plot waits in the corner like an unloved stepchild.

10/10.. Truly a hero’s journey.