cheating bastard

bounce on it boing boing crazy style

hahahahaha 16k and dont know how to play

I just started DotA2 last week and I come from 5 years of League of Legends and 1 yr of Heroes of the Storm!! =^_^=

My boyfriend just came back from the army and asked me to play this game with him but it looks so hard :<
Anyways, not gonna bore you :p, so about me~~~

I am Silver 4 in League so I think I'm an okay player !!! :3
My favourite champions in League were Lulu, Fiora, and Mordekaiser!!
Lulu's so cute, like a kitty cat >.<; meow meow, and Fiora has a killer fringe and stands up for all femalekind woo!
Mordekaiser is so funni xd, and so strong too xd
and my favourite champions in heroes were Lili and that leafy guy who has heals :o

What champion do you guys recommend to me?
are there any cute little champs like teemo in this game?
what are the runes and masteries that you guys use in Dota? :o

Will it be hard for me to get into this game? I hope I dont see any meanies in this game :3

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!👋
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💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable
💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖
Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦💦cummies💦💦
Or never get called ️squishy️ again❌❌❌❌
If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿
3 back: you’re squishy️💦
5 back: you’re daddy’s kitten��💦💦
10+ back: Daddy💕💕💦👅👅'',on a total side note though a bit of of spooning never hurt nobody

It's COCKtober 🍆🎃 u know what that means 👀👅 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awareness month 😯🙆🏼👅 send this to 12 of ur closet hoes 👭😈 that love that ♥♥♥♥ 🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 THOT-O-WEEN 🎃is upon us !! If you get this message ✉️ you are queen 👸of the thots!!! Forward this to 7⃣ of the 🍆ThOtTiEsT🍆 thots 💁that you know will get some 👉👌 soon !!! If you don't, be prepared 🙍for 6⃣9⃣ days of bad luck ⚠️

REMOVE KEBAB remove kebab you are worst turk. you the turk idiot you the turk smell. ....ahahahaha ,bosnia we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal ♥♥♥♥ but ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ turk stink bosnia sqhipere shqipare..turk genocide best day of my life...ahahahahahBOSNIA WE WILL GET YOU!! haha idiot turk smell so badwow i can smell it.REMOVE KEBAB FROM THE PREMISES.. russia+usa+croatia+slovak=kill bosnia you will ww2/tupac alive in serbia, tupac making album of serbia . fast rap tupac serbia.you are ppoor stink turk you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt tupac alive numbr one #1 in ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ the croatia ,♥♥♥♥♥ ashol turks no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. 2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the turk farm aminal with rap magic now we the serba rule .ape of the zoo presidant georg bush fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and bosnia wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. serbia greattst countrey

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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER

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Gooch :S

Flashing. Lights.

Would ♥♥♥♥ furiously with no homosexual intent

You smell good.

Remember - no Russian.

Potato boy.

I think Halo is a pretty cool guy, eh kills aleins and doesn't afraid of anything.

Hey ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any ♥♥♥♥♥? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; ♥♥♥♥ was SO cash). You are all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my ♥♥♥♥♥

You smell good.

Why Did The Old Man Die?
Coz He Got Smashed :)

♥♥♥♥

That Silence silence r pretty cool guy, eh makes servers love him, posts on my page and doesn't afraid of anything

This guy is just so milky mmmmmmmmmmm

Hey boys, its gon be alright, Hey girls better make it right
Hey boys! we gotcha back, gotcha back ga ga ga gatcha back

Y U TRIPPIN' BOY? D:<

Up and Down, dont let me down, OH NO
This gonna be the last time

Boy, why you tryna play games with me?

OHH MA BOII, OHH MA BOII
Bay BEH!!

What did the spanish say to the jewish bartender when he got offered a drink?

He said yes :)

what happend to the girl who feel down?

She grazed her knee :)

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car?

Robin Get In the Car :)

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?

We are both lawyers :)

noonga

<3 muacks

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♥♥♥♥♥♥ asian

wanga wanga wala bing flabba wabba woop dang noonga

YO ♥♥♥!