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1 iso paska
3 desiä kusta (tuoretta)
1 desi kuohukermaa
1 sipuli
1,3 porkkanaa
1 banaani
2 karpaloa
Aineet uuninkestävään vuokaan ja halvinta juustoraastetta 500g päälle. Keitetään uunissa 2 tuntia 200 asteessa. Syödään vaniljakastikkeen kera, laulaen samalla omia suosikki tangoja matalalla äänellä ja liioitellun väräjävällä äänellä.
They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?
I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?
Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.
Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?
I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.
Are you an exam? Because I have been studying you like crazy.
Can you tell me what time you’ll unzip your pants, please?
Give me your car keys so I can drive you crazy.
Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!
I love my bed but I’d rather be in yours.
Are you a haunted house? I’m going to scream when I’m in you.
Your body is made up of 70% water. . .and I’m thirsty.