How the hell do you stuff up Solitaire?

In my eyes, stuffing up Solitaire is a bigger developing mistake than Nintendo's devastating Virtual Boy, bigger than Phil Fish's I quit because I can't handle a complaint, bigger than 2011 play station’s friendly 77 million you've been hacked notifications. Seriously if you have shares in this company http://www.boogygames.com/index.html then it’s time to Sell, Sell, And Sell.

* Tedious and anal drag and drop
* Marketing and Themes that appeal to Crazy Cat Ladies only
* Music that will make you wish you were deaf
* Zero starter’s instructions
* No achievements
* UI more unfriendly than finding a Klingon's G Spot.
* Scammy content that’s flagrantly ‘Nigerian I need your help to transfer money’ worthy.

Unity, skeletal, laborious, finished within 5 minutes.

This game needs more 'It Never Happened' marketing cover up than Roswell.

Below instead of showing game I thought I’d share a cat playing solitaire which is much more worthy of your precious time…

https://youtu.be/ElGFxZfA5vI

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