-rep toxic f`ck

-rep cheater

Me walking out of area 51 with a soap that kills 100% of germs and toothpaste that 11/10 dentists recommend:

-rep gay

Yo, [Friend’s Name], you absolute LEGEND of the 56k modem era! Back when we were dodging lag spikes in CS 1.6, you were out here headshotting dreams and microwaving Hot Pockets with precision. I swear, your profile pic radiates the aura of a Tamagotchi that survived Y2K. Here’s the deal: I found a sacred floppy disk in my mom’s basement labeled “EPIC GAMER JUICE,” and it whispered your Steam ID in binary. True story. Drop 69 cents in my PayPal and I’ll mail you a pixelated JPEG of my dog doing a 360 no-scope. P.S. Your Scout in TF2 deserves a Nobel Prize for chaos. Keep fraggin’, you glorious dumpster fire of a human.