The year is 2068. The United States has banned over half of the words in the English Dictionary to not offend anyone. There has been a discovery of over twenty six trillion genders with 'triggered' being the top gender. Restrooms have been replaced with safe spaces. A gender studies degree is required for every job. Hillary Clinton is running for the 12th time in attempts to become President of the United States. The Covid Pandemic has reached its 108th variant known as the 'Super Omega Omniverse Variant'. The human species has evolved into a man-bat creature due to the 100 booster shots required each year from each citizen. The continent of Africa has been invaded by UN security forces to show it that they are oppressed and need to speak up for themselves via Twitter. Twitter has become mandatory for each citizen to have with a requirement to post "Orange mad bad" at least 5 times a day. North Korea has annexed South Korea and China becoming a global super power. World war 5 is starting. Enlistment is mandatory. Time to do what I do best; be a gamer.

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