Macedon. Leader of the Peoples. First Macedonian In Space.

-The Macedonian Moon Landing Took Place In Feburary of 2007, It was Lead by Boban The Great, The Man, The Legend, The Ape and His Crew of Staunch Gents Whom Arrived At the Designated Landing Zone Promptly 30 Minutes After Launch. After Probing The Moon's Barren Surface to No Avail, Their Perilous Journey Was Ended Thus. Upon Such A Realization That No Vagina Would be Discovered On The Big Macedon In The Sky, (Formerly The Moon) The Men Set Up Camp and Eagerly Awaited A S.P.H.R (Self Propelled Ho Rocket) To Deliver Them Each an Assortment of Wenchs, Dames, And One Mistress Totalling 1337 of The Finest Specimen Makearthda Had to Offer (Formerly Earth, See [Macedonian Renaissance]). After 6 Long Years Of Indefatigable ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ The Extraordinary Gents Returned Safely With The Exception Of Their Legendary Leader Whose Space Motorjet Hit Construction Debris and Careened Out of Control Leaving Him Wounded.