GOAT

-rep abandoning loser gags on friends small peen

+rep good play on Anubis

I was walking through Chicago at night last week, when a man jumped out the darkness and pointed a gun at me, demanding I give him the rings I was wearing. 😰😰 Fortunately, I realised, it was DeFrozan himself!!! My relief was palpable, and I began to laugh. He became frustrated at my levity, and asked how I could be laughing with a gun being held to my head. I explained that it was because I knew that HE COULDN’T MAKE HIS SHOTS. 😂😂 He started to sweat, and fired the gun repeatedly, missing me with every one, and hitting a passing civilian in the ACL, crippling him. To my horror, it was Derrick JorRose, home to watch the game. As I ran to help, DeChoke ran away to stat pad against easier victims, while I was left to comfort DerGoat in his time of need. Shame on you, DeGangster, make a REAL shot why don’t you!!😡😡

ㅤㅤ ᠌᠌ REP, Thanks for the trade!

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