Party Princess 最近的评测

Sega made this?? Yikes.

A cute idler, but it doesn't work on Linux; I ain't booting Windows for this.

It's free; you can ignore all of the micro-transactions and just hang out with your friends.*

Skating feels great and fluid. The physics allow you to be very dynamic with the world, and the world feels like a giant, city-sized skate park. I love to just mosey about and chill in this game, find some nice spots to flow for a bit, and move on.

A major downside of the game is that all of the characters are ugly. I'd like to spend real money to support this game, but the cosmetics aren't gonna save the player character from looking like a rotten potato. Character design is stale and uninteresting--Nintendo Miis have more personality. It's like they wanted to make Skate like Fortnite, but neglected to hire real artists to promote the concept of cosmetic micro-transactions. (Either that, or leadership ignored the artists they hired.) Every character looks like a tube-clone of Lard Zuckernerd's turds and I hate it.

It's also annoying to play online, and there is no option for offline play. There has only been one time the servers were down when I wanted to play, but it still sucked, and I never interact with online players anyway.

*Playing with friends online is janky, but hopefully they will fix the issues (like disembodied nametags). Co-op events don't increase challenge difficulty, and it takes more time to get everyone into a challenge than it does to complete the challenge. My friends and I typically complete everything on the first run, and it's not an engaging experience to do most challenges via co-op.

Linux is purposely prohibited from launching the game, despite the fact I'm sure it would run just fine. How rude!

Anyway, great gameplay in an ugly wrapper. Multiplayer is clearly a major focus of the product, but it's easily the worst part of the experience. However, despite its flaws, it's free and the core gameplay is fun so I recommend trying it out.

Shallow amount of content, but I just think it's neat. I hope the devs create more content in the future, whether by updates to this game or new games altogether.

I like the vibe of this game, but everything feels very rough and unpolished. There's maybe 10 mins of janky gameplay, probably only 5 if I skip cutscenes and really tried to rush it. My first playthrough was about 30 mins, taking my time. After 2-3 hours, I only play the game to study it. The minigames and interactive scenes are great ideas, but nothing enticing. I have even completed the game with no power-ups, but I don't recommend doing that.

The porn is okay. There are about 7 unique scenes between the 5 NPCs. Details are limited--no nipples, no vaginas, no buttholes, and barely a dent of a cockhole--it's all pretty basic. Thankfully, no blood or gore. The dialogue helps the imagination fill the gaps left by lack of other details. The animations are fairly well done. I like the PIP/dual-camera scenes, and the option to swap between the views. Rotating the camera around the predator is nice, and one scene lets you fly the camera freely--even better.

Nitpicking:
-The title screen UI is cool, but the in-game UI is atrocious.
-The world lacks music and ambiance.
-The graphics might run on a Nintendo Wii. Are these the default Unity shaders and scene lighting?
-The ejaculation fluid animation is... uh... an attempt.
-No settings menu in-game; game must be restarted to the title screen to change settings.

This is a dollhouse with a zombie theme.

I guess I could have done more research before buying this, but it looked like a straightforward zombie survival game. It's just a sandbox with no real objectives. That on its own sounds somewhat interesting, but a lot of the mechanics of the game aren't intuitive and I find myself reading through wikis and watching tutorial videos instead of playing the game. Zombies don't act the way I would expect the undead to act. There are numerous options to tweak their behaviours, but it still doesn't feel quite right.

I like the character creator and stats, but firearms are a roll of the die; I wish it were by line of sight instead. Some direct interaction would make it feel more like a game and less like playing with dolls in a tabletop RPG.

It was fun to mosey about with a friend for a couple of hours, but without any objectives other than "let's wander around," we got bored quickly. It took longer to set up the game how we wanted it to be, mods and everything. It's just not what I'm looking for.

Over a decade into Early Access and I question if the developers even know which direction they want to take the game. If this *is* the direction they want to go, then it feels more like ingredients placed in a bowl, rather than a soup.

I really hate this game. No manual shifting, and not a lot to do with drifting.

Calling this "Star *DERBY* Evolution" would be more appropriate.

After discussing with the devs on the Steam forums, it's clear they want to make a multiplayer experience. They claim they omitted MT because it was advantageous to skilled players, and they wanted to keep the competition tighter. (paraphrasing)

I don't care about competition and multiplayer, I just want to have fun driving cute cars around fun tracks.

This has cute cars and fun tracks, but the cars are *not fun* to drive. I can't get them to drop gears, no matter how much braking or reverse-gear I use. Sometimes the car will just barrel roll for no good reason (some kind of game mechanic in the air). It's extremely frustrating to simply control the car the way I want to.

It's as if they wanted to make a simple racer, maybe like the Codemasters Micro Machines games, but forgot to put in all the fun parts, like boosts and power ups.

Playing this just makes me want to play Ironman Ivan's Off-Road. That game is over 30 years old and still more fun to play.

This game sucks.

Interesting take on the VR world experience. Extremely difficult to get-going--the game seems to expect you to have some experience in game development. The community seems very elitist and unwelcome to criticism, "drink the kool-aid or GTFO" kind of attitude. Enjoy the drinks, byee~! ♥

Calling something the "Ultimate Edition" and then creating TWO SEASONS of content afterward is really scummy.

Locking significant combo chains behind those last two Seasons for characters that are INCLUDED IN THE BASE GAME is also really scummy.

I feel like I paid for an advertisement.

Wow! One of the freshest games I've played in a while.

Lots of planning and plotting, then kinda a race to complete objectives. The mission solutions feel open-ended, but I'm not sure every mission can be completed 100% in different ways--some are very tight timings, but that didn't stop me from creatively failing just a moment too short.

There's also a few oddball missions now and then to break the monotony (not that I would mind repeating the same formula, honestly). Even in Early Access, this game feels quite full already. And, after completing the game, there's a message about a free part two update! Fannntastic!

I can't say enough good things about this game! ♥ Highly recommended!

My refund has been refused multiple times, so I keep trying to play this. I really want to like this, but the bugs only seem to increase over time. The last time I tried to play, there were upside-down cars completely blocking the first highway in the game. After reset, problems continued when my tires suddenly disappeared after removing each, and the store would not let me buy anything, thus locking my game. Even if the game worked, it's only like 8 cities or something? I can't get further than 3rd or 4th city before my game is completely unplayable from these soft-locks. On a brighter side, the game used to crash at random and that doesn't seem to happen any more--progress?