"When you're on your own-- behind enemy lines-- no artillery, no airstrikes, no hope of an evac-- you don't fight dirty. You do things that make dirty look good."
- The Punisher series 4

"Funny thing about Uzis - the smaller they are, the faster they shoot."
-Welcome back Frank

"Sniper rifle, simple. It's not a weapon it's a surgical tool... for long distance brain surgery"
-Punisher War Journal series 2

"One click down for automatic. Two clicks down for semi. Mikhail Kalashnikov was not a man to f%*k around."
-Punisher Max series 1

"I'm twisting his leg off like a f*%king drumstick when I realize... I'm frightening the kid."
-Punisher Max series 1

"I have a bad reputation as a senseless killer. Let me point out that I am a very sensible killer"
-Marvel knights series 1

"There's a dream I have from time to time. And in the dream I don't stop. I kill the soldiers and the hitmen, the extortioners and the racketeers, the dark old f%*ks who send them out to fight--I hold the trigger down until they're all gone--But I don't stop. The innocents are watching, just like always. The slack-jawed thousands, gazing at the beast. My family lie red and shredded in the grass. I face the crowd and bring the weapon to my shoulder. If my world ends, I tell them, so does yours. The recoil starts and I wake up. It's just a dream, I always tell myself. It's just a dream. It's just a dream..."
-Punisher Max series 2

"And only now, pouring automatic fire into a human wall, do I feel something like peace"
-Punisher War Zone series 1

"They laugh at the law. The rich ones who buy it and twist it to their whims. The other ones, who have nothing to lose, who don't care about themselves, or other people. All the ones who think they're above the law, or outside it, or beyond it. They know all the law is good for is to keep good people in line. And they all laugh. They laugh at the law. But they won't laugh at me."
-The Punisher series 1 issue 1 (1977)