LittlestBookWyrm 最近的评测

Such a fun game! Think of Mario Party, but sillier. They also have Karts. D:

Coming back for a much-needed update — and honestly, WTF, Bohemia?!

You’re making millions in net profit every year, and DayZ alone is still the backbone of your revenue (2024 even saw record highs thanks to the Frostline DLC).

Yet… the same old bugs? The same clunky-ass launcher?

Now look — we all know whether you choose to fix these issues is another story. You keep splitting your focus between new paid content (cha-ching) and other projects (like Enfusion and Arma). But why you keep prioritizing shiny new DLCs over fixing the busted parts of the game we already paid for? That’s beyond me.

The community has been telling you for years that the bugs and launcher are a major pain, and you clearly have the money to actually polish things.

So let me sum it up:
DayZ is still making bank. The players are still loyal. You clearly could fix the mess. So why do you keep poopin’ in our faces with paid content before fixing what’s broken? HUH?? HUUUUHHHH???

MEGA FART NOISES 💨💨💨

Y’all just… enjoy poopin’ in your customers’ faces? HUUHHH?!? D: TELL ME?!!??!