hol’ tight Homer S, rocking the freshest beats on his new decks!!

Ayup little cheese, seems like you have quite a fan club on here..

🚶‍♂️are you the👁👄👁new girl😜heh☺️ i thought so😌i’ve never seen👀 you before🤔 cone e chee wah ✋🏻 i’m david-kun😚it’s so nice😛to finally meet you🤪you look just like😳my waifu🥵HEH👹HEH👹HEH👹HEH👹HEH👹HEH👹anyways😐i’m so sorry😔about the jerks😡in class😤theyre all👊🏻BAKA👊🏻they only want😭one thing😫not me🥴i just like🤓to watch📺my favourite anime😍jiu jitsu kaisen😍and read manga😎mmmalso👉🏻👈🏻ithinkyourereallycool😅kawaee desu neigh😳🐴HEH👹HEH👹HEH👹HEH👹HEH👹HEH👹nghuuh😣i’m sorry😤i’m just nervous😭okay😡it’s just😉well😋it’s just🥵mm I JUST WANT TO KNOW🤔IF I CAN SUCK👅ON YOUR NIPPLETS🤭OKAY❓well😰what do you 👊🏻👊🏻NNGGGH😵

Le cookies are ready

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*pffft* Uh oh 🙈 Stinky! Poop 💩 hahahahaha 😂 Poopies 💩 Funny poopies alalalahahaha 😂😂 Funny poop 💩🤣 Poop funny 🤣 Weeeeee 😆😆 Haha yay more poopy💩 Good poopy 👍 Poopy funny 😆 hahahahaha 🤣 poo 💩 poo 💩 poo💩poo💩poo💩poo💩poo💩 funny 😂 Yay fun poop 😆💩 hehehe poo 💩 Poopy 💩 yay poop make me happy 😊 happy 😊 happy 😊 hahahahahahaaa 🤣 uh oh 🙈 I think I made a poopy 💩 Poop in pants no diaper 👖 That's funny 😂 hahahaha 😂😂 Oopsie 🙈 Poopy underwear now 💩💩 hehehehe 😂 We want poopies! We want poopies! 💩💩💩 hahahahaha🤣hahhahahhaaa🤣 Poo💩 cough POO!😆😆😆😆😆😆😆💩💩💩💩💩💩💩

I saw Lewis at a Tesco yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff, I saw him trying to walk out with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. After she scanned each bar, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

🤖🤖🤖🤖 Ya prishol daty etu piesnyu 🤖🤖🤖🤖

Consider yourself lucky, kid. You got me to take out my sword. I was hoping it didn't have to come to this. Even I thought I wouldn't have to do this. Witness me as pull out my sword, a beautiful piece of glorious Nippon steel, folded over ten thousand times, crafted by the greatest swordmakers the land of Nippon has to offer. I have trained with this blade in several schools, but my power exceeded the strength of even their greatest masters. My techniques have been perfected through infinite training, my instincts honed by years of meditation in the far off land of Akihabara. Your depravity has doomed you to a death devoid of honor, be grateful that I at least grant you death by the blade using only 5% of my true power. *teleports behind you* Nothin' personnel kid.

I refuse ☝️to have 🍆🛏intercourse 👉👌with🙊 slutty men 🙍‍♂️🙎‍♂️👳‍♂️👮‍♂️👴👨👦who've had lots of sex👉👌 with different women👭👭👱‍♀️🙍‍♀️👧👵. Because every time🕝⏲🕰⏰⏳ they put their penis🍆🍌🥒🍆 into a vagina🌮🌮 it gets squeezed🤜✊ into a smaller size.🦐👌 Real men 👨‍🎓👨‍🎓👴👨‍🏫👼save their🍆🍌🥒 ♥♥♥♥♥ for 💍💒✋marriage 🤵🍾🥂👰& god 📿⛪& their🤴👰 future wives💍📿💑 so they can have giant 💪💦virgin 📿🍆🍌♥♥♥♥♥. 🍆🥒🍌

To hit, or not to hit. Dost thou ever miss? I suppose it not. You have a male love interest, yet I would wager he does not kiss thee (Ye olde mwah). Furthermore; he will find another lad like he won't miss thee. And at the end of it all. He is going to skrrt, and he will hit that dab, as if he were the man known by the name of Wiz Khalifa

Le ebic roast:

Shut your skin tone chicken bone google chrome no flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome genome full blown monochrome student loan Indiana jones overgrown flint stone x and y hormone friend zoned Sylvester Stallone Sierra Leone autozone professionally see silver patrons head ass the ♥♥♥♥ up

OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your girlfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life

OH my gentle beast of a man! How you sway my heart both left and right with your tender words. I feel as though you have broken down the walls of my solitude and jumped into my being; like souls connected at the seams. We are like a giant sweater, the two of us, a woolen sweater with beautifully colored patterns, argyle of course. Will you be my Julius Caesar? My Donald Trump? My knight in shining armor? By the beard of Zeus these feelings are erupting inside me like a volcano of splendid powdered sugar! It puffs up to the sky like a cloud and forms the shape of love. No one has ever made me feel this way. Thank you. My prince.

My Nazi fetish makes my boyfriend uncomfortable. I NEED ADVICE. You appear to be experienced in these matters, so I'll give this a try. My boyfriend told me that he finds my Irma Grese/Ilse Koch-style Third Reich dominatrix costumes to be disturbing; he seems reluctant to participate in Lebensborn roleplaying and even Auschwitz guard/ male prisoner roleplaying. He also suggested gently that I take down the Hitler Youth propaganda posters that are currently hanging over my bed. Is Nazism a 'turnoff'? If so, why?

how bout u go an ♥♥♥♥ off my page then u peice of ♥♥♥♥ u think I need a stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ like u telling me about fidget spinners who the ♥♥♥♥ are u take your worthless advice and get the ♥♥♥♥ out of here

OwO wats dat, Anon-san?! （＾∇＾）it’s so tiny and wiggwy wiggles tail (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀) C-can I... touwch it? 0//////0 stwokes penis with paw hehe it’s so stwicky Anon-kun! W-why’s it gwowing?? (＞人＜;) O-oh... it wikes me?? giggles I wike it too!! Ah-uh Anon-chan d-don’t.. a-ahhh 。・°°・(＞_＜)・°°・。

O-oh n-no sowwy about th-the mess (o//////o) I-ill clean it up now.. just- wat are woo doing??? clenches ass cheeks around your hand ah-I’ll make more of a mess like dat...

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 JEWIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!

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WE TRUE SCHLOMOS
WE JEW TOGETHER
WE GET HOLOCAUSTED TOGETHER
Send this SHEKEL to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get 6,000,000 your A TRUE SCHLOMO

Oh ♥♥♥♥ the big titt 😫 your boobs are so nice and thick and lovely. Similar to my cat, Roger

i have the sex drive of a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bull in mating season, hung 24/7, can pound for an hour and nut several times in a row, but the problem is, where's the ♥♥♥♥♥ who could handle all of that

セックスやりたいな
気持ちいいな
セックス気持ちいいな
僕はセックス大好き
いつもセックス、毎日やりたいセックス
チンコをマンコに入れたいな
気持ちいいな、入れたい
鼻血が出るほどいい
マンコは気持ちいい
ぬるぬるしていい
プルンプルン、もしもし？Sex please

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say..... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princesif need. =}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you ususual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I just like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) (i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please. I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL :)

I pretended to be a girl in csgo competitive matchmaking. At first we just played csgo together, but we worked up to more. I even skyped dressed as a sexy woman "with poor connection" so the video would blur. After many seductive photos of my ass in my sisters underwear I convinced him I was the real deal. It took me 3 weeks to become his girlfriend.

Eventually I scammed this guy out of $600 because I convinced him I would come visit if he paid for the flight. I was lucky it paid off because i had spent nearly $200 on make up to pull off this con. He also gifted me over 20 games on steam.

11/10 would do again. It was actually a nice weekend when I flew to visit him and didn't even mind sucking ♥♥♥♥. We're looking to move in together in October.

Hey ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any ♥♥♥♥♥? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; ♥♥♥♥ was SO cash). You are all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my ♥♥♥♥♥"

Hey you little gayboy, nice hat. It's Chad from your freshman English class, remember me, dork? I thought I'd pop in after finishing my first 60 reps at the gym - y'know, that place REAL men go to? Anyways, guess you're still playing video games like a sissy cuck - AS USUAL. Thought maybe you'd man up after highschool, but now you're wearing skirts and makeup for a bunch of dweebs online. Have a nice life, dumbass.

Your shawty gave me neck 'til I pass out.
I swear to God, all I do is cash out.
And if you ain't a ho, get up out my trap houUUUUUUUUUUUUSE

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Would you leave me if your father found out I was thuggin'?

Love you like a fat kid love cake

You're ♥♥♥♥ at aoe lol

shredded wheat

I don't know what you are saying to me you are my life

♥♥♥♥♥ boiii

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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
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miss u <3

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!


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Yeah yeah yeah, I'm still about

Oh God. 6 Days. Lewis what is happening

Rocker I saw Lewis on the Forums the other day. He may be RIP but not yet in pipperoniz

Sorry Lewis but I got banned. MinCon had some sort of sad fit because I was a little bit drunk and "made fun of him" and hurt his feels. And I've pissed him off even more now because I made a ban appeal and he declined. I will only be able to join you on CS now.

He's probably having that thing called "life"

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Hey Lewis! Still playing g mod are we? It's Elkanah Weeden BTW! :D

Hey Lewis! Still playing g mod are we? It's Elkanah Weeden BTW! :D