Any wizard bright enough to survive for five minutes was also bright enough
to realise that if there was any power in demonology, then it lay with the
demons. Using it for your own purposes would be like trying to beat mice to
death with a rattlesnake.
-- Why summoning demons is a Bad Idea
(Terry Pratchett, Eric)
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Gerrold's Laws of Infernal Dynamics:
(1) An object in motion will always be headed in the wrong direction.
(2) An object at rest will always be in the wrong place.
(3) The energy required to change either one of these states
will always be more than you wish to expend, but never so
much as to make the task totally impossible.
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Chris: I'm so hungry I could ride a horse!... I don't get it. Well, I could ride it to the store I guess.
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The world will end in 5 minutes. Please log out.
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Leela: You guys distract the were-car, and I'll kill it by plugging its
exhaust p

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