Ugh.

You all gather 'round, tiny brains, 'cause I'm gonna talk now. Look at all this stuff, shiny rocks and big cave. Me have all this 'cause me big and strong. You see me? Me best, you puny.

Me look down on you, grunting with disgust. What you got? Nothing. Me expect you to worship me, envy me, 'cause me big shot.

Being rich not just having stuff. Me have power, smarts, and all that jazz. Me the king of everything, everyone bow to me.

You, hiding from me brightness, better not mess with me. Me top dog, start and finish of everything important.

Listen up, if you challenge me, you done for. Bow or get squashed. You choose, but it no matter. Me win, always