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In a fantastical realm where the fabric of reality frayed, there dwelled a delightfully eccentric denizen known as Solid, whose cranial conundrum comprised a cornucopia of curious comestibles, concocting a carnival of sandwich sensations. His celestial-clad form shimmered with an otherworldly sheen, like a kaleidoscope of cosmic confetti, captivating all who beheld his bewitching presence. Astride an animate, articulating avian companion, he embarked on audacious expeditions through mind-bending domains, synchronized in the symphony of sneezes with stardust-clad sentients and frolicked fearlessly amidst a fleet of flamboyantly gyrating disco balls. His peculiar predilections, mingled with an immeasurable measure of mystique, magnetically drew admiration from the farthest reaches of the universe. Whispered words of wonderment and praise reverberated in hushed harmonies, hailing him as the paramount paragon of peculiarity, a splendid, shimmering supernova of singular strangeness.

Tom and Jerry is an American animated franchise and series of comedy short films created in 1940 by William Hanna and Joseph Barbera. Best known for its 161 theatrical short films by Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer, the series centers on the rivalry between the titular characters of a cat named Tom and a mouse named Jerry. Many shorts also feature several recurring characters.

In its original run, Hanna and Barbera produced 114 Tom and Jerry shorts for MGM from 1940 to 1958.[1] During this time, they won seven Academy Awards for Best Animated Short Film, tying for first place with Walt Disney's Silly Symphonies with the most awards in the category. After the MGM cartoon studio closed in 1957, MGM revived the series with Gene Deitch directing an additional 13 Tom and Jerry shorts for Rembrandt Films from 1961 to 1962.

I pretended to be a girl in csgo competitive matchmaking. At first we just played csgo together, but we worked up to more. I even skyped dressed as a sexy woman "with poor connection" so the video would blur. After many seductive photos of my ass in my sisters underwear I convinced him I was the real deal. It took me 3 weeks to become his girlfriend. Eventually I scammed this guy out of $600 because I convinced him I would come visit if he paid for the flight. I was lucky it paid off because i had spent nearly $200 on make up to pull off this con. He also gifted me over 20 games on steam. 11/10 would do again. It was actually a nice weekend when I flew to visit him and didn't even mind sucking ♥♥♥♥. We're looking to move in together in October.

I was an atheist until I saw this god of a man.

I'm telling you, this dude is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day and he was buying cases of Redbull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said, "they help contain my full power so I don't completely $hit on these kids" and then he bunny hopped out the door, if you think you're good at fps games then you've probably never played against this dude before, because he's just that good.

Barotrauma?

Barotrauma?

Deal my balls into your mouth

+1 rep good person

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