On June 28th 2015 I was diagnosed with crippling game deals addiction, commonly known as CGDA. It causes me to spontaneously purchase discounted video games, redeem them on steam, and then never play them. I lose all self-control and would like to apologize in advance for the shouting of phrases like 'THE VALUE' and also any Kreygasms that are exclaimed. June and December are particularly hard months for me due to all the Summer Sales and Christmas Sales that pop up. My trigger words are the following:

- Percentage Off / Percent Signs (%)
- Game Deals / Sales / Bundles
- Free
- Discount

Those words can cause me to impulsively reach for my wallet or sign into PayPal. Please be mindful and respectful around me, and I hope we can get along.