2019 carti?

Keep playing wordle to get your vocab up you ♥♥♥♥

SMBAU?

....................,,-'´ . . . _,,,,,';:-,
....................,-(c\ \`;-=´,_,-~-, \`
..................,/ . . .¯'\, º ,/.'-~°,' .¯`'-,
................../ . . . . . .¯,_ ~--~',, . . .'\
.................| . . . . . . . . ¯¨¨¨(̅_̅_̅_̅((_̅_̲̅­­­­­­­м̲̅­­­a̲­̅я̲̅i̲̅j̲̅u̲̅a̲̅n­̲­­̅­a­̲­̅­̅­_̅_­̅­_­̅() ڪے
.................| . . . . . . . , . . . .`'-, . . . |
................/\ . . . . . . ."-,,,-'~-~' . . . '|
.............,/'`\,`'-, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . /\
░█▀▀░█▀█░█▀▀░█░█░█▀▀░▀█▀░█▀▀░█▀█░
░█░░░█░█░█░░░█▀░░▀▀█░░█░░█▀▀░█▀▀░
░▀▀▀░▀▀▀░▀▀▀░▀░▀░▀▀▀░░▀░░▀▀▀░▀░░░

Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well :) I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of cs sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of you <3 I know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but I won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I'll stop so so fast! so maybe just consider me? I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv <3 (plz don't reject me !!)

This may sound like im ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with you but I'm not. I was recently diagnosed with a terminal disease called cyroaudiovascularmalexia. Google it if you want. Essentially i dont get enough blood flow to my ears so they are slowly freezing, and they will soon fall off and it will spread to my inner ear and brain. There is no cure but there is one treatment. I need to warm my ears constantly to save my life and the only material soft enough is the inner thigh of a pretty girl. So I need you to sit on my face. For medical reasons.