Farewell.

+rep he's better than my abs

turn back m8

Hello, this is the last person on earth. The meteor that hit us on March 5th 2019 wiped everyone out except me. I was sitting on the toilet after i had eaten Taco Bell that fateful morning. The dense and foul vapor my butt created somehow must have shielded me from the fireball and shock wave that killed all mankind. If any alien visitors land on earth, discover the internet and read this post I have made sail for a small island near New Zealand. I plan on taming the local wildlife populace and rebuilding civilization. I don't find it comforting that i might have to breed with penguins or kangaroos but, If that's what it takes to repopulate then so be it! If you find me and my new kingdom i give you this password to enter thy holy city: Toopeurdolapapapapernut. It should grant you safe passage (I think). I await your arrival! P.S. I forgot toilet paper, please bring me some. Please.

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