OMG IT'S MY WIFE

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If you are a stinky poo poo doo doo head who hasn't showered in 2 weeks,
someone will put this in your comments.
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If you are a big buff black man named Tyrone, someone will put this in your
comments.
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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

what does a fish say when it hits a wall? dam. how can you tell is a pepper i mad? it gets jalapeño face

hmmm, you need better jokes