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POIntmaN🦉 2024 年 12 月 1 日 下午 8:08 
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Janet Reno 2024 年 3 月 13 日 下午 10:07 
this guy broke into my home and laid down the law with my family... dangerous individual, please stop meeting up with him on facebook marketplace to sell your rifles he has overpowered multiple sellers and is stockpiling.
POIntmaN🦉 2023 年 12 月 18 日 下午 8:49 
Reggie owned an elephant, but the cost of feeding it was getting out of hand. Then he got an idea; he had seen an elephant lift one leg, and he had even seen one lift two legs, one in the circus. He had even witnessed an elephant lift three legs in the air and stand on just one. So, Reggie announced to the world that he'd pay ten thousand dollars to anyone who could make his elephant stand in the air on no legs. Although each person who wanted to try would have to pay a hundred dollars, people came from near and far. They tried everything from coaxing to hypnotism, but no one could make the elephant rise up in the air.
POIntmaN🦉 2023 年 12 月 18 日 下午 8:49 
Then one day, a blue convertible drove up, and a little man got out and addressed Reggie, "Is it true you'll pay ten thousand dollars if I make your elephant get off all four legs?" "Yes," Reggie said, "but you have to pay a hundred dollars to try." The little man handed Reggie a hundred-dollar bill, then he went back to the car and took out a metal club. He walked up to the elephant, looked him right in the eyes, and then walked behind the elephant and swung hard, hitting the elephant smack in the balls. The elephant let out a roar and flew up into the air. The little man kept smacking the elephant in the balls over and over again until finally, the elephant started to smile. The elephant was a quarter mile in the air, and the little man had a jetpack on, following him all the way up, smacking him in the balls over and over and over again.
POIntmaN🦉 2023 年 11 月 26 日 上午 9:31 
If you've ever wondered if you might be a pleiadian, here are some ways to tell if:
-you feel you don't belong on this planet and feel very different from most people around you
-you have always been interested in space and distant planets and are fascinated by the universe
-you are a deep thinker and have insatiable thirst for knowledge
-you like to surround yourself with lots of greenery and nature
-you feel uncomfortable in large groups and public places and prefer to spend time alone or with small groups of people
-you have vivid dreams about flying or traveling through space
-you have memories of having lived in Sirius, Andromeda, or another faraway solar system or galaxy, they will seem more real than your present life on Earth
-you are very sensitive to loud noises, bright lights, big crowds, and chaotic situations, these things can make you feel overwhelmed, anxious or unwell, even physically sick
-you're drawn to the ocean and have a sense of knowing about Atlantis
POIntmaN🦉 2023 年 11 月 26 日 上午 9:31 
-you have an interest in healing modalities and alternative ways of healing
-you feel a calling to teach help or heal others
-the concept of "ascension" and ascending into greater consciousness appeals to you
-you believe we are all one, yet you feel different from others
-you are sensitive to electromagnetic fields (EMFs) such as computers and cell phones
-you feel more comfortable being in nature than in cities or large groups of people
-your ears stick out slightly, perhaps just one more than the other
-you often experience deja vu or know how something will happen before it does
-you are highly sensitive and maybe an empath
-you are naturally intuitive, you may have psychic gifts
-you may have a strong spiritual connection to the Earth, nature, animals and/or trees
-you may have had ET or UFO encounters
-you may have an interest in sacred geometry, numerology, ancient civilizations and symbolism
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Judge 2023 年 11 月 15 日 下午 3:18 
Chat is being dumb... I can't seem to see your messages.
Janet Reno 2022 年 8 月 17 日 上午 12:24 
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSlX. Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Linux”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run.
Janet Reno 2021 年 11 月 13 日 上午 1:32 
I've seen this dude play, he doesn't even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind. He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between his opponent's eyes. His spray control is otherworldly, his crosshair erratically jolting across the screen as his wrist muscles perfectly predict the next bullet's location. Time literally stops as he peeks, sunlight curving as his trigger finger impacts his left mouse button, sending enemies to a digital shadow realm before they even know what happened. He is un-killable. He is undefeatable. This "man" is the epitome of eternal.
Janet Reno 2021 年 5 月 12 日 下午 11:37 
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Disco Dargon 2021 年 5 月 12 日 下午 5:10 
This man is the most amazing man in the world. That is all. Everyone else can disappear now. Or uh.... Get yiffed?
Janet Reno 2021 年 5 月 7 日 上午 3:42 
❓ Maybe I’ll be Tracer 😛💨🕰️
❗ I’m already Tracer 🏳️‍🌈👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩
❔ What about Widowmaker 💜🕷️
❕ I’m already Widowmaker 🕸️
👌🏿💯I’ll be Bastion 🤖
🚫 N͘͞E͞͠R̷͘F͟ ͞͠BAS̢͞Ţ͢IO̢N͟҉҉ ⚰️
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🍌 I wanna be Winston 🐒
🗡️ I guess I’ll be Genji 🐱‍👤
😏 I’m already Genji 👤
💀 Then I’ll be McCree 🤠👌
🔫 I already chose McCree 🕛☠️
✋ I have an idea 🙋
❓ What’s your idea? 🤔
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🙅 Mercy? Ok. ✨
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Janet Reno 2020 年 5 月 12 日 上午 12:20 
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0 Back: Juhanam for you 🚫†✡🚫
3 back: you're off the martyr list☁️💦
5 back: you have pleased Allah greatly☪💦
10+ back: JANAHﷲ!ﷲ!💕💕☪👅👅
Janet Reno 2019 年 11 月 20 日 下午 9:34 
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Janet Reno 2019 年 11 月 9 日 下午 2:53 
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Janet Reno 2018 年 4 月 5 日 上午 9:40 
*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your pasta, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps?
Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
Janet Reno 2018 年 4 月 5 日 上午 9:40 
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some ♥♥♥♥ that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to.
Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
Justice For Cluckers 2018 年 2 月 15 日 上午 9:26 
Let me give you a useful tip, Renne: always be sure to say, 'It would be my pleasure.' Saying that makes everyone smile! No matter what you have to do or what people do to you, always respond with, 'It would be my pleasure.' Heehee. Funny how that works, right? After all, it's the customers you're pleasing, not you!
Janet Reno 2017 年 11 月 12 日 上午 10:35 
"Yeah, [Ivanka Trump]’s really something, and what a beauty, that one. If I weren’t happily married and, ya know, her father…"
Janet Reno 2017 年 10 月 19 日 下午 4:34 
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I.D.D.Q.D. 2017 年 9 月 20 日 上午 10:51 
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I.D.D.Q.D. 2017 年 4 月 29 日 下午 4:03 
Thats right mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! I WENT THERE!
I.D.D.Q.D. 2017 年 4 月 29 日 下午 4:03 
PENUS
Janet Reno 2017 年 4 月 15 日 下午 12:43 
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Justice For Cluckers 2017 年 2 月 19 日 下午 7:14 
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Janet Reno 2016 年 11 月 20 日 下午 1:00 
Game? Why yes I do... Chilling in the Triforce game-den with my big-titted Asian gf. Of course we are gaming all day and of course we are capturing it all on podcast. Super Metroid, Rufio from Hook, Nickelodeon Gak, and of course my homeboy MC Chris. 80s and 90s nostalgia at it's finest! Fire up the four-way controller and have some friends over for some man-on-man action with Left 4 Dead (of course I'm blasting everyone with the pulse rifle or my personal favorite, the crowbar). $40-$60 is a reasonable price to pay for a game especially when you consider how much good, constructive use you get out of it. When you sit back and think about the dimension and complexity that games add to your life, especially anime fantasy stories where you go on a three-hour-long quest to fight the boss and get the ultimate materia--it definitely makes sense to pay $60 for this or spend a little more for the collector's tin.
Janet Reno 2016 年 10 月 6 日 上午 9:19 
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Thundercock Soulpuncher 2016 年 9 月 19 日 下午 11:29 
Actually, I'm highly logical, which allows me to look past extraneous detail and perceive clearly that which others overlook.
Justice For Cluckers 2016 年 7 月 29 日 下午 3:51 
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Justice For Cluckers 2016 年 7 月 29 日 下午 3:51 
xaxaxaxa ur mum benis
Justice For Cluckers 2016 年 7 月 29 日 下午 3:50 
A wise man once said "A ♥♥♥♥ in the hand is worth two in the bush". That wise man was me.
Justice For Cluckers 2016 年 7 月 29 日 下午 3:50 
lul kid i bet u kant cownt to 3 loll but i can see 1243 ♥♥♥♥ you
Thundercock Soulpuncher 2016 年 7 月 6 日 上午 9:04 
i do this with my husband too, ill ♥♥♥♥ myself and smear it on his face and unless i smear it on his face he can't ♥♥♥♥, i have to smear ♥♥♥♥ on his face for him to ♥♥♥♥. its the craziest thing ever. i swear we are so connected.

he makes an adorable crunch face right before he vomits uncontrollably its so cute. and when he's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ he says my name, he actually calls me a piece of ♥♥♥♥. like its the cutest thing evrrrr
Janet Reno 2016 年 3 月 9 日 下午 4:28 
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Thundercock Soulpuncher 2016 年 2 月 14 日 上午 5:38 
They are sick this is Torchers not science they are killing innocent animals. Boycott this University and fire all in that department. Why no one rescue this cat, or the other victims, why these photos and no one do anything and watch this poor cat suffer.
Janet Reno 2015 年 12 月 2 日 上午 8:37 
i put some soft ass bread. wheat. not the first piece of bread. this is what I do - i go get a whole smoked turkey from bludsoes, i slice that ♥♥♥♥♥ up, i put some miracle on that soft ass bread, i put some dijon mustard on, tomatoes, a lil bit of lettuce but just a little bit. is this a salad or a sandwich ♥♥♥♥♥? and thats all you need. that meat gonna be fire. you don't pesto and all that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Bueno Excellente 2013 年 7 月 17 日 上午 1:52 
Yes, I am a vegan and yes, my entire boner has tremendous power.
Bueno Excellente 2013 年 7 月 17 日 上午 1:52 
Western civilization is nearly over. The great flood is coming, only this time the "flood" will wipe the genetic slate clean, and DNA like yours and ours will be swirling around the toilet for one final flush, just as it should. Orwell said, "if you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stomping on a human face - forever." That's pretty close, but instead of a boot it's a tactical DC parkour shoe, and the human face is smiling orgasmically. The face is smiling because we all crave drama and torment and punishment. We crave drama because when our lives are dramatic and miserable, they more closely resemble an episode of Sex and the City or one of those Zach Rogan romantic comedies we like (featuring Russell Brand as ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Piece of Crap and some leg-spreading big-nosed "casual dater" as Lovable Everygirl Who Makes Jokes About Her Period). We're all stars in our own movies and we crave BDSM whippings subconsciously.
Bueno Excellente 2013 年 7 月 17 日 上午 1:52 
It's not like we're being actually oppressed - we could literally wake up, collectively decide to change the world, and vote our way to a free and just society (that is so preposterous it sounds like the premise to a feel-good TV movie). The problem, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, the reason why we will never effectively use this Super Power, is that we are all deranged ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and we deserve to be slaves. We need to be slaves. We need our mommy/daddy/nanny to hold our hands and tell us to be quiet and suck ♥♥♥♥ harder. Can you imagine the chaos that would result if everyone thought for themselves? We make the most important decisions the same way we make the (seemingly) least important decisions. We look at ukulele-driven upbeat advertisements, cute logos, rabid news anchors, The New York Times, and our stupid friends, and we choose our leaders the same way we choose toothpaste.
Bueno Excellente 2013 年 7 月 17 日 上午 1:52 
You deserve to have all your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ teeth fall out, just like you deserve to have your money taken away, to be spied on, to be tagged like some zoo animal, to be welded shut inside a metal coffin and shot into space. Anyway the point here is that the world is ending so you might as well go check out some cool ANTIQUES. The world is on fire and no one smells the smoke, so go find a nice walnut hutch to put books (for display) and things in. Find a nice vase that you like for your girlfriend's apartment, even though she never changes the cat's litter box because she is a leg-spreading casual-dater, make sure the apartment is full of nice things, even though you spend 45-minutes at a time tongue-kissing her hairy ("why do you want me to shave? Are you a pedophile?") slit, she thinks giving head is disgusting and refuses to do it. Don't wash any dishes. Find a wicker chair you like.
Bueno Excellente 2013 年 7 月 17 日 上午 1:51 
Also I want nice dinners and a baby. I want a baby and I want us to spend $35 on food/day average. I bought something, isn't this great?
Bueno Excellente 2013 年 5 月 1 日 上午 1:25 
I love buying kitschy junk to put up in my college dorm room. I love inviting random drunk girls over to my dorm room to 'hang out' and 'listen to my vinyls' but I freak out whenever she starts to actually touch my vinyls because they're all just for show like my personality. Put it on the shelf and look at it, that's my motto. Yeah, that's a copy of Fight Club by Chuck P. B.. Yeah, I read. Yeah, I'm a human being. Please suck my ♥♥♥♥ because I own cool things from dead peoples' houses.
Bueno Excellente 2013 年 5 月 1 日 上午 1:23 
So many #hot #girls in the mall. You always see one or two old guys walking around with their hands in their pockets scoping out the girls--they're #gross! I talked to a few of the girls and let them know how gross the old guys were and they agreed. They seemed to like me because the way I talk, I talk like them to let them know I'm cool. I try not to imagine certain things especially when these girls are like s_v_nteen or even s_xteen, so instead I have to imagine other things. I imagine getting into a head-on car #crash and my whole body getting #mashed #up until it is like a handful of pizza dough with #sausage #chunks. Just my whole body getting mashed into #smithereens in about three seconds, such a fast and hard collision that it utterly destroys my whole physical being, because that's about has #hard and #fast as I'd ____ my ____ while thinking about these girls.
Bueno Excellente 2013 年 5 月 1 日 上午 1:23 
#Perfect #princesses, untouchable princesses bounding forever through the green fields in my mind. I am strong because I need to be in order to protect them. I just want to #protect them never want to #hurt them. If they don't want me too then I would have to hurt them though. I need someone to #kill #me because I obviously don't have the courage to. A #bullet #in #the #brain or maybe a couple #zip-ties around my neck are in my future, that's for sure. I guess the reason I have such a low opinion of other people is because I have such a #low #opinion of myself. Subconsciously (I would never admit this out loud) I know that I am worse than a pile of dog food. I deserve to be stuffed in a #prison cell with no air and be #left #to #rot until I'm just bones. Call me Just Bones Tace. JBT 4 Ever. Kill me kill me #kill #me #kill #me
Justice For Cluckers 2013 年 4 月 16 日 下午 12:13 
When my bathroom was flooding, I tried to go to Sunny ❤♥ for my plumbing needs. I must say, I was NOT impressed by the lack of courtesy and horrible plumbing skills that he/she exhibited. If you're looking for plumbing services, I would absolutely NOT RECOMMEND Sunny ❤♥. Find another plumber!

-A Very Dissatisfied Customer
Bueno Excellente 2012 年 12 月 20 日 下午 10:18 
society is a necessary evil I have to live with until medical technology advances enough to change my physical form into the one that fits my identity, a big gay cat
Bueno Excellente 2012 年 10 月 6 日 下午 7:01 
"I’ve voted to kill Big Bird in the past. I have a record there that I have to disclose. That doesn’t mean I don’t like Big Bird. You can kill things and still like them, maybe to eat them, I don’t know. That’s probably that. Can we — can we go back on that one?" -Rick Santorum
Janet Reno 2012 年 8 月 10 日 下午 10:02 
If you are a child and/or unexperienced user, then you might have attempted to load a file that isn't actually a gameboy game, in that case it has been your fault. I cannot help either if that is a problem for you.
Krata 2009 年 10 月 4 日 下午 5:42 
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