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some kind of cold chicken enjoyer

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Now look! I don't think we will be getting you that KA... or the camary... Did you remember to apply grandma's hemroid cream, for the life of me if you "forget" again I am going to forget to remember to buy you those latex gloves, sponge and new pringles flavour you having been nagging me for. Oh by the way, i phoned the doctor like you asked, and sent him the images of your butt as you asked, he was impressed at the amount of scarring around your anus and the fact that it is still in tact.. but he doesnt know about the discolouration, you are going to have to go and see him personally. I told him it wasn't necessary, it eventually turned into a fist fight and now he says you can't go back. Im sorry. Please remember to clean your room. Come wash the dishes when you are finish looking at your anus in the mirror. k bye love xx

Our win rate is now above 30%, i am proud of you my son. Your mother and i were speaking last night and we think its about time that you got the hamster you were asking for. You are a growing young man that needs responsibilities in life, which got me think.. why not get you a new car? I wasn't sure if we should get you a ford ka or a toyota camary..which got me thinking that, yesterday when you asked for milk money that you never brought my change back it should have been around R4 something. Ag but you know what, it's okay, you can keep the change, which got me thinking that the last time we asked you to feed the chickens, you FORGOT! We found 4 dead chickens, it's not that you didnt fee them, it's that you fed them a bucket of kfc, your mother and I have explained to you on more than one occasion that the combination of oil and sodium is not good for you or the chickens!

Presumably..... the yeti's father has snowballs