Where are you going? Is it to the top? If not, why not? Go to the bloody top!

Is it because you're a goth? Did you know that goths have some of the lowest life satisfaction levels of any subculture, with the exception of TRAFFIC WARDENS? That's why you don't see any goth traffic wardens! That would be a deadly combination!

We at Goth2Boss work with goths in various locations around the UK to bring out their hidden potential by encouraging them to engage in everyday, healthy pursuits such as sport, mixing with other humans, extended laughter sessions and introducing colour to your wardrobe. Just look at these results!

This is Debbie. She used to hang around railway stations with her hands in her sleeves. Now she's a lifeguard in Mumbai!

From Goth2Boss, you known it makes sense. Unless you're not a goth, in which case ... From Goth2Boss. Remember the name.