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YOU. ME. GAS STATION. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh, there was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi, we black out and wake up in a sewer. We're surrounded by fish; horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy, the stench draws in a bear. What are we gonna do? We're gonna fight it. BEAR FIGHT. BEAR HANDED. BEAR naked? oh yes, please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl. then we ride into a chuck-e-cheese, dance dance revolution. REVOLUTION? OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT? uh, I think so. next thing you know, i'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then i turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out which i didn't know you could do, then i smoked a joint. Greened-out, then i turned into the sun. uh oh, looks like the meth is kicking in!


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Here is a quick summary why traps are as gay as normal sex and also why futas are even less gay than normal sex

Ok when you masturbate to porn you masturbate to a man penetrating a women making you 50% hetero for the women and 50% gay for the man

And if you watch lesbian porn it will still be 100% gay because 2 women

But if you watch 2 traps porn you will masturbate to 25% girl looks and 25% to the penis plus the other trap it makes 50% hetero and 50% gay making it as gay as normal sex, and if it's with a girl it will only make it 25% gay

And with futas they have girly looks making it a 25% gay and also girly parts making it 12.5% so if there are 2 futas it will only be 25% gay and if it's with a girl it will only make it 12.5% gay, thus making it less gay than normal porn

Thank you for coming to my TedTalk

I used to play Fortnite all night. No sleep! But ever since Obama told me to try Raid Shadow Legends for free, I am addicted. This game is a game. It has graphics. It has characters. Best of all it has a loot box mechanic to enhance my experience even more by adding another exciting chance based layer to the game! Two week ago I spend all my money becoming a Raid Shadow Legend. Now I live in a dumpster outside a McDonald’s with free WiFi. At night I sneak into the McDonald’s like my new raccoon dad, Stripey, taught me to do so I can charge my phone. Through the cracked screen I am still perpetually amazed by the graphics of this game... they look so real! Thank you Obama, you truly changed my life

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

I'm my room I beat my ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ 😳
Nutted in my sock sock 😏
Better keep that door lock lock 🔐
♥♥♥♥♥ you better knock knock 🤤

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hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. we should really play l4d2 sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot fo scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

i🙋‍♂️didn’t 🚫 ♥♥♥♥ 🍆💦my cat😾. i didnt 🚫♥♥♥ 🍆💦on my cat😼 . i didnt❌ put 👉 my ♥♥♥♥ 🍆 anywhere 🌎near my cat🙀 . Ive never ❌🙅‍♀️done anything weird ❓❓❓with my 💁‍♂️😻cats. I promised🤝 myself 🤞i wasnt going to make 💢💢apology 😿 videos📹 after last years📅 thing so im just trying to be as short and honest 👍 with this 👅😼as possible

Were you 👆 or a loved 💕 one 1️⃣ injured 🤕 in an auto 🤖 accident 🙈? Well 🖕🖕🏻🖕🏿 it was your 👉 own ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🖕 fault 🤧😧 you 👆 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🖕 idiot 😜 learn 📕📚 to drive 👊 before ⬅ you 👆 go 🏃 ramming 🐏 peoples 👥 ♥♥♥♥ 💩

i got this new anime plot. basically there’s this high school girl except she’s got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big ol’ tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous

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Hope u had a great weekend ! ♥‿♥

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