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love from,
Dr. Tom
He said, “Like you’re doing now?”
All I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and closing his hand shut in my face. I walked away and continued shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands. The girl at the counter was nice about it and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent electrical infetterence,” then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning loudly.
+rep though, cool dude
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- 1x Monster Horse♥♥♥♥♥♥♥(12') $89.99
- 1x Ultra HD Backdoor ♥♥♥♥♥ 9 $12.99
- 6x Magnum condoms™ (Small) $24.45
- 5x Bananas $7.00
- 5x Cucumbers $4.00
- 1x Passion Lubes™, Natural Water-Based Lubricant, 55 Gallon Drum $1,468.80
- 1x FeelsLikeBlood Lube Bottle 750ml $19.99
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- 42x Always Maxi Overnight Extra Heavy Flow With Wings, Unscented Pads 20 Count $810.18
- 1x Next day shipping $45.00
- 1x Pink Lust Double♥♥♥♥♥♥♥Toy Adjustable Solid Strap-on For Lesbians Flesh XXL $420.69
- 1x yearly subscription of Fetish hentai™ $5.00
- 1x Frequent Shopper Discount (15%)$5.00
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