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Happy 8/8!

Today is a super special day for all of us here on Steam; a holiday every voreaphile knows and loves. It’s a day that pulses with excitement and arousal, and I’m sure I don’t need to tell you why!

Half a century ago, on this very day, the infamous Richard Nixon did the unthinkable - he resigned from office! Can you believe it??? The man behind the bold tactics of the Watergate scandal, the audacious maneuvers, and the relentless pursuit of his political adversaries. Truly a loss for vore lovers everywhere!

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-rep tried farting om me during our furry roleplay

So basically I was on my phone watching another YouTube tutorial on how to clean your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ for gay sex when my wife suddenly burst into the bathroom. By instinct I pressed the lock screen button but recently I had bought YouTube Premium so the video kept playing in the background at full volume, much to my horror and despair. I tried unlocking my phone to close the app but my fingers were too moist from my cleaning operation and so I sat there while the man in the video started moaning, my wife finally figuring out that I was gay. We divorced the next day.

Met je poten van mijn kitten

zo sexy

Junior are you gay ?

Hola mamacita

je stinkt en je moeder.

Earlier today I was really horny, and I saw what I thought to be a blank dvd. I thought, DVDs have a tight hole, they might feel pretty good. So I put my soft pp into the hole of the DVD, and for a few seconds as I started getting harder, it felt pretty good, but then, once I was fully erect, it started being painful. My pp was stuck in the dvd, and I had to break it in half to get if out. It was then when I flipped the broken dvd over and realized that it was not a blank dvd, but a copy of the movie UP. Well guys, guess I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up.

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Having sex with a vagina is for absolute ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. You know what a real man does? As a real gangsta myself, I take it in the ass. That's what real Gs do with their bros. I'll tell you something: I may be known as "Top G" in public, but here in my cell in Romania, I'm known as the "Bottom G". That's how we roll. I cannot think of a lower ROI activity than sticking your ♥♥♥♥ in ♥♥♥♥♥; it's a complete waste of time and energy. Just think about it for a second. Them hoes have taken literally millions of ♥♥♥♥; it just ain't tight enough for me. But drilling a fellow G's ass, now that is a completely different story. Not only are you providing loads of stimulus for your penis, you're actively expanding your network by mingling with like-minded people. It's all part of making it into the top. That is ladies and gentlemen, the secret to escaping the matrix.

-rep, extremely toxic, meta abuser, exploiter. all around ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, racist, homophobic, everything you can name. block this user, it's in your best interest.

junior1000

Looking for a super submissive girl that will obey me and will submit to me. Dms open with an introduction of yourself age + limits at least

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I need myself a big strong black man to carry me into the next part of my life, he gotta be 6'3, big ass, big moobs, stronger than most, rich, good at cooking, good at washing, make 7 figures, be good at sex, be goood at minecraft

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❥ SLEEP CALL
10 minutes = $11.99
30 minutes = $33.99
1-3 hour = $66.99
4-6 hours = $122.99
10+ hours = $244.99

❥ TEXTS
good morning/night text = $59.99
per day "i love you" = $99.99
per message "i love you" with chosen pet name after = $299.99

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so my mommy and daddy are always wrestling and my dad always breastfeeds my mommy with his wee wee but sometimes he puts it in a hole she got. i feel bad for mommy since her wee wee was cut off and now its just a hole. sometimes mommy is such a babby she makes daddy brestfeed her in the mouht XD. sometimes he wants milky and gets brestfeeded. sometimes he does DOUBLE brestfeed by putting his wee wee between my mommys milk machines but only his wee wee brestfeeds not the milk machines. can someone explain this to me thatnks

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. . . . . . . . ./'`~-.. . . . . . . . . .,'
. . . . . . ., /.,.-~-.' -.,. . . ..'–~`
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Attention all visitors to this profile:
This manchild is SEVERELY autistic.

- Do not make loud noises near him.

- Do not shine bright lights near him.

- Do not look him directly in the eye.

- Do not touch him or any of his toys.

- Do not ask him to do any task in a Raid.

- Do not ask for any form of PvP Skill.

- Do not expect an Intelligence Quotient of more than 50.

Doing any of the above may set him off on an autistic rampage that could endanger the lives of many.

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@serenity wendy thees nuts hit your face

*nuts to profile*

You talking to me? Sorry, couldn't hear you, I was listening to my tunes with Spotify Premium. What was that? Yeah I have Spotify Premium. Sure, it's a monthly expense, but in my eyes (or ears) it outweighs the frustration of ads. Oh, sure, I could just deal with ads. But, you see, I simply don't have that kind of time. I come from a very prestigious upbringing, nothing the likes of you could understand. No offense, of course, ha ha! I jest. But nonetheless, I am simply swimming in currency and but a few coppers are a small price to pay to consume the media you simpletons refer to as "music". Furthermore, by paying money to Spotify, I support workers rights. I put food on families tables. I am basically the white Martin Luther King. Truly, you should be ashamed that you actually listen to advertisements.

This dude is very single ready to mingle

It's vore day! Have you taken your shot yet? No? Well don't worry, eat a friend! Your friends are full of the Coronavirus vaccine which will help keep you nice and healthy from the big bad virus! Simply eating one friend will give you a proven 93% immunity to the virus, and today is the day for eating people, so why wait? Now's a better time than any, so get to it!

Tiger, i got premuim ass well, gfy

You talking to me? Sorry, couldn't hear you, I was listening to my tunes with Spotify Premium. What was that? Yeah I have Spotify Premium. Sure, it's a monthly expense, but in my eyes (or ears) it outweighs the frustration of ads. Oh, sure, I could just deal with ads. But, you see, I simply don't have that kind of time. I come from a very prestigious upbringing, nothing the likes of you could understand. No offense, of course, ha ha! I jest. But nonetheless, I am simply swimming in currency and but a few coppers are a small price to pay to consume the media you simpletons refer to as "music". Furthermore, by paying money to Spotify, I support workers rights. I put food on families tables. I am basically the white Martin Luther King. Truly, you should be ashamed that you actually listen to advertisements.

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