WORD.

♥♥♥♥♥ ASS STEAM SAYS MY POST HAS TO BE UNDER A 1000 CHARACTERS. WHAT THEY KNOW ABOUT STORY TELLING.

SO I WAS DRIVING MY CAMARO DOWN THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ROAD THE OTHER DAY, GOTTA GET ON CANDYASSED MORELAND AVENUE TO WHIP THIS ♥♥♥♥♥ HOME. THIS ♥♥♥♥ THINKS CAUSE SHE DRIVES A SMART CAR SHE DESERVES SOME PRIVILEGES OR SOME MADE UP ASS WORD LIKE THAT. SO SHE CUTS THAT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ IN FRONT OF MY SCREAMING AMERICAN METAL DEATHTRAP AND EXPECTS ME TO BRAKE. THIS ♥♥♥♥♥. SO I SWERVE THIS LOST TECHNOLOGY FROM THE 90'S INTO THE OTHER ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LANE AND TELL THOSE SIX ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CYLINDERS THEY'D BETTER GO BEFORE I SLAP THEIR ♥♥♥♥. TALK ABOUT THAT G FORCE YO. PULL UP BESIDE THIS ASSWIPE AND YELL OUT OF MY SWEET ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ T-TOP.

♥♥♥♥♥ I'M DRIVING A PIECE OF PURE STEEL STRAPPED TO FOUR WHEELS AND YOU GONNA INTERUPT MY COZY ASS DRIVE? I WILL ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KILL YOU IF THIS MAGNIFICENT MACHINE EVENS GRAZES THAT OVERSIZED ALUMINUM TURD SO LEARN SOME ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DRIVING MANNERS. THEN I BUST THIS ♥♥♥♥ INTO THE NEXT GEAR AND SPEED ONTO MORELAND AVENUE AND SCREECH TO A STOP IN MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PARKING SPOT. WALK UP TO MY APARTMENT AND EAT A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BOWL OF OATMEAL WHILE I RECOUNT THIS TALE TO MY ROOMMATE.

BRO. DAWG. LEMME TELL YOU SOME ♥♥♥♥ YO

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