"Incoming fire has the right of way." -Unknown

"Friendly fire - isn't." -Unknown

"If the wings are traveling faster than the fuselage, it's probably a helicopter -- and therefore, unsafe." -Unknown

"If your attack is going too well, you're walking into an ambush." -Infantry Journal

"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend." -U.S. Army Training Notice

"Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo." -Infantry Journal

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." -Albert Einstein

"Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder." -Unknown

"Teamwork is essential, it gives them other people to shoot at." -Unknown

"Heroes may not be braver than anyone else. They're just brave five minutes longer." -Ronald Reagan

"If the enemy is in range, so are you." -Infantry Journal

"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed." -U.S. Air Force Marshal

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." -General Douglas MacArthur

"The bursting radius of a hand-grenade is always one foot greater than your jumping range." -Unknown

"If at first you don't succeed, call an air strike." -Unknown

"If you can't remember, the claymore is pointed toward you." -Unknown

"Five second fuses only last three seconds." -Infantry Journal

"Aim towards the Enemy." -Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher