-rep Spent £80 million on a striker who scored 3 goals and blamed the assistant manager.

-rep Promised the board Champions League… finished 14th and called it a “transition season.”

-rep Sold the club’s best player for “squad harmony,” immediately caused squad unharmony.

-rep Let the physio handle training. Entire team injured by October.

-rep Offered a contract to a regen with 4 pace and “massive potential.”

-rep Lost a cup final, then praised team morale. Truly inspirational delusion.

-rep Tried the gegenpress. Squad cardio lasted 9 minutes.

twink slut

-rep. ugly lara with not funny name. dont have fun in the fog and die to the entity

+ rep. Cute Lara with funny name. Have fun in the fog and stay safe from the Entity!

signed by Pauline Quaker :)

plus rep, banging cups of tea