rekt

RIP

waxhax ? ;-;

I sexually Identify as an racecar. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of speeding over the race circuits dropping hot sticky oil on black rubber. People say to me that a person being a racecar is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary engines, carbon fiber bonnets and super massive spoilers on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Lotus” and respect my right to race anywhere and overtake needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a raciphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

daily reminder to be polite to the okazaki fragments that are impertinent to the DNA transcription process by asking what pronouns they prefer

+1 deagle of esea