From the earth I rise and to the earth I one day will return! What's up mother shuckers? My name is Colonel Cornelius Cornwall and I'm here today to introduce you to, corn! Corn is a North American cereal plant that yields large kernels on a cob, it is also called maize because, it's easy to get lost in its incredible flavor. Side effects of corn may include... choking, I guess. Come down today and try some corn or we will sacrifice your newborn!