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yall how does 🐱/ass taste
this girl invited me over and by the looks of it she want me to eat her ass. how does it taste? can i take something with me if i dont like the taste like lemon or sugar or some artificial mouth fresheners or should i lubricate my mouth with oil? help

pls dont remove mods ts serious i cant ask it anywhere else

h-hewwo? hewwooo?? uwu ;; h-hew

i used to hav this webkinz that i used to pour milk on and suck the milk back out of it and it was sopping wet all the time 😭i used to slam it against walls and it would make a loud thud
my brother saw me suck milk out of it once and i got sad when he made fun of me and i didnt pour milk on it for a week, and it got rock hard and smelly and my mom had to throw it away IT WAS SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HEAVY i brought it to school one time and my backpack was soaked and i made my friends hol him and they were upset

im a stinky boy

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Bedroom? If you insist. I mean you are pretty cute.' He took my hand, I blush deeply. As we walked toward the bedroom, I pull out my bad ♥♥♥♥. "Wow, I thought you were a lady. Well, whatever works!!! Narrator It didn't work. "It's okay, my surgeon is the best." "My surgeon did a good job on me. I was once a dog."
Conveniently, he identifies as a dogkin. "Wow, that's quite a surprise." You know what else is surprising? He had a thirteen inch dog penis. It was red and everything, but like, as a joke. Anyways, I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ it. My parents are really proud of him for that massive honk. There were also happy with my ability to take such a massive dog... to think I was gay before.

So ur with ur puppy and yur rubin her belly wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my dog?"
U tell ur doggi n she say "my cat is ded".
THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

Thanks for being so normal in a weird world

I'm movin' like Oppenheimer. She dropped that ass on me from an egregarious angle. They thought I was Stephen Wallace. Top shelf zaza disrupted my circadian rhythm. I have seen the Magna Carta. I have seen the eye of horror. I was flippin' bricks for Mansa Musa before y'all even became a type one civilization. This ♥♥♥♥ ain't nothin' to me you stupid piece a ♥♥♥♥. Step the wrong way and you will perish. That ♥♥♥♥♥ feel like Biscoff Butter. You think I care about this ♥♥♥♥? Ask me if I care about this ♥♥♥♥ 'cause I don't give a ♥♥♥♥. If I had a dollar for every time they said I gave a ♥♥♥♥, I'd be broke 'cause I don't give a ♥♥♥♥. My ♥♥♥♥♥ look like David Hasselhoff. I balled so hard they thought I was a ♥♥♥♥♥♥' nutsack. This ♥♥♥♥ ain't nothin' to me, man. I'll kill you, you stupid piece a ♥♥♥♥.

I need more Sequoia, Banshee boogers. Don’t be shy, girl. I love me some pastrami mudflaps. I’m movin' like French Montana. Heh? Welcome to the Cream Kingdom, ♥♥♥♥♥! Open up! Blac Chyna, I’d drink her piss out of another man’s balls. My shooter a crackhead. He look like Woody Harrelson. You ain't seen ten bands in your life, jit! Reach for my neck, you'll get turned into an example. Y'all gotta stop playin' with me, man. I threw diamonds at the strip clubs under the Great Pyramids. I pushed a camel through the eye of a needle. This ♥♥♥♥ ain't nothin' to me, man. Tied the opps to the back of a Trackhawk and dragged them around the block for 24 hours. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ look like a Resident Evil 5 campaign extra after we was done with him. Opps wanted some initiative, blew up their entire quadrant.

They forgot that I’m him. That Burberry Backwoods pack hittin'. That ♥♥♥♥♥ smell like a Hellcat V8. We smokin' ♥♥♥♥ in a glass pipe, blowin' the Lord’s bubbles. I’m sick in the head. I’m on them Broward county Tic-Tacs. I’m on them Georgetown geronimoes. I’m on them Nashville nibblers. I left my Margiela’s in the Benz trunk. I’ll have to stunt on them next time. I don’t give a ♥♥♥♥ if I go blind. I don’t need to see the price tag anyway. We s- I’m high on 12 Jason Bournes, lookin' to beat the ♥♥♥ out of a thick, fresh oak. We smokin' filtered crack you stupid piece a ♥♥♥♥. I’ll ♥♥♥♥♥♥' kill you. Call that ♥♥♥♥♥ The Matrix 'cause I’m in this ♥♥♥♥♥ and I can’t get out. Last guy who ran off on the pack got choked out by some Givenchy gloves. The last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them slowly faded into darkness and I let the archangels take him.

I’m movin' different. This ♥♥♥♥ ain’t nothin' to me, man. I’m a dog. I’m bitin' the fart bubbles in the bath. We smokin' symbiote. Smokin' that Whoopi Goldberg, South Egyptian, fur burger deluxe, Mega Millions scratcher, skunk bubba kush. We smokin' dung beetle. I’m on 12 Vicodins, smokin' on Scooby-Doo ♥♥♥♥. We smokin' Sequoia, Banshee boogers. We snortin' that good Buffalo Soldier, tamarind, Jordanian gibbies. They must have amnesia.

Dude I feel like I could harbor pearls for Japanese women so that they would talk to me, and then I would have an anime girlfriend in the bag no doubt. Unfortunately, living in the landlocked state of Flo Rida, it's just impossible! Guess I'll have to settle for a virtual waifu and some sushi takeout while dreaming of ocean breezes and kimonos. 🍣🌸 #LandlockedDreams #AnimeFantasy

hi i read your comment you must have mistaken me for someone else because i am noijom

So me and my bros wanted to once and for all test the hypothesis that we are all living in a matrix. We came to the conclusion that a matrix could only run so smoothly because of our predictable behaviour. For example, if you eat it is likely that you swallow your food. Therefore, the matrix would be ready to initiate a digestion program. But if a group of people did something unpredictable, the matrix would shut down.

So what we did is we randomly started gang banging each other. The matrix could have never predicted that because that is like super gay. But nothing happened (matrix-wise).

But this is not point why am I writing about this. My friends now want to do the gang-banging ♥♥♥♥ again and I am not sure how to respond to that.

im cat

I became a vegetarian after running over my dog by accident and choosing to eat him instead of waste his remains in a burial. He didn't taste good and from there on I quit meat and I only eat lettuce. I try and tell everyone I know to switch over, because one day you'll run over your own dog and realize he doesn't taste as good as he looks.

Thanks -w-

Dis pupper has a bad case of bofa :(

ohwhoa wots dis?

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You're a very pretty girl! Your mother should be proud of you! You excell in everything you do, you even have more limbs than the normal person should!

It's jesus

:3 Jar of stank joose... with kimchi and sauerkraut. kthnxbi

You and your smug backhead.

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#YUR MY YOLOBISCUIT SWAG SLAVE... ♥♥♥♥♥.

#BOLO

This isn't Smoke_Ems, this is Izzy. What you talking aboot Martin?

Dafuq am I doing here hm?

your profile pic looks kinda cute :)

I DONT SEE A LIKE BUTTON, STEAM Y U NO MAKE LIKE BUTTON

Lik dis if u get notifyd ever tim.. :'( *sniff*

STEAM I DON'T CARE IF SKEEZIX POSTED ON IZZY'S PROFILE PAGE! Y U NOTIFY ME ABOUT THIS?!?!

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Good team mate

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Oh Fluttershy... You're such a Loud Mouth....

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You figured out my avatar, I no longer have any reason to live now. Thanks man, thanks.