Weekend safety brief:
1. Don't add to the population.
2. Don't subtract from the population.
3. Stay out of the hospital, the newspaper and jail.
4. If you do end up in jail, establish dominance quickly.

---

If you're being chased by an animal, just lay on the ground for 5 seconds. The 5 second rule will prevent the animal from eating you . - Bear Grylls

---

The rich don't want you to know this but the ducks at the park are free and you can take them.
- Hobo from the central park

---

Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics

---

Everything happens for a reason, sometimes the reason is that you're stupid and make bad decisions . - Confucius

---

In order to give your opinion to other people:
Step 1 : Think of what you want to say.
Step 2 : Don't

---

Only when mosquito lands on your testicles... ...do you truly learn to solve problems without violence . - Dr. Chok O'Macaque

---

Cowboy advice:
1. be rootin
2. be tootin
3. and by god be shootin
but most of all 🐖 🎀 𝒷𝑒 𝓀𝒾𝓃𝒹 🎀 🐖

---