I was just playing Hello Kitty Island Adventure, living my best life, and then BAM. banned. For literally NO reason. I’ve followed every rule, been nothing but MAYBE a little sexist, and yet some algorithm or trigger-happy mod decides I’m a “problem player.” Excuse me, WHAT? This is complete nonsense.

Let me make this crystal clear: I’m 6’2” — though that’s not even the point. I’m also filthy rich and undeniably gorgeous. So if you’re banning people because they’re tall, successful, or just plain sexy, then you clearly banned the right person and need to fix your act. None of these things have any impact on how I play the game, and I’m not ruining anyone’s experience just because I am MAYBE a little racist, sexist, and homophobic. The idea that I’m somehow a “threat” because I have a little height, wealth, and style is absurd.