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Life is like a cabbage: sometimes it is green and round, and sometimes mom wish you were never born
If you throw a cabbage in the air he will alway come right back down to you because he is lonely without you.
If there is a fire in your house make sure you save all the cabbages before you even think about finding your children
A cabbage does not wear a watch but he always have time for you
Instead of drinking coffee in the morning try laying down with a cabbage on your stomach and you will be wide awake trust me
If you push a cabbage under water he will alway float right back up to the top because he miss you so much
1. Argue with all dissenting opinions, especially if made by fundie republicans. Have a dank supply of copypasta counter-arguments to put them in their place.
2. Frequently mention words like senpai, Searnie Banders, Bitcoin, and Linux whilst on online web forums as well as IRL (In Real Life for you pathetic n00bs).
3. Sit on your arms until they go numb, so the next time you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ it's like someone else is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ instead.
5. Meme early, meme often, and most importantly, meme as much as you can outside of your time with your SO, at your job, exercise, and cooking meals at home allows. Lol JK you have/do none of these 420 blaze it memers top lel!
6. The greatest thing we could do for fixing the problems we have here on earth would be to quadruple nasas budget with the specific purpose of landing mankind on other planets and sustaining life systems and returning them to earth. You might sound like a complete idiot, but talk about space. A lot and talk about how talking about space gets you m'ladies by hitting on her with as many Saganisms as possible!
( (> youre leaving?
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<) )/ well
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( (> then
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I come from afar
There's a bomb in my car
Allahu AkbarMy name is Jafar
I come from afar
There's a bomb in my car
Allahu AkbarMy name is Jafar
I come from afar
There's a bomb in my car
Allahu Akbar
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