A-am I being deluded o_0

Only the devil deceives. An angel does not.

2 Corinthians 11:14

An angel disguises itself as the devil to ward off evil meanwhile the devil disguises itself as an angel to lure in innocence

look at this loser with his johnny cage pfp, go back to the ugly gabe one

The stranger things finale so unsatisfying the fanbase literally went insane rambling about a secret episode

Illy dying is such a depressing way for the year to start

Huge but concealed with dense water filtration

How big is your butt crack?

Come Nerevar, friend or traitor, come. Come and look upon the Heart and Akulakahn, and bring Wraithguard, I have need of it. Come to the Heart chamber, I wait for you there, where we last met, countless ages ago. Come to me through fire and war, I welcome you! Welcome Moon-and-Star, I have prepared a place for you! Come, bring Wraithguard to the Heart chamber, together, let us free the cursed false gods! Welcome Nerevar, together we shall speak for the law and the land and drive the mongrel dogs of the Empire from Morrowind! Is this how you honor the 6th house and the tribe unmourned? Come to me openly, and not by stealth. Dagoth Ur welcomes you Nerevar, my old friend... but to this place where destiny is made, why have you come unprepared? Welcome, Moon-and-Star, to this place where YOUR destiny is made. What a fool you are, I'm a god! How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence! How could you be so naive?

Tubi is the best streaming service, not sponsored

If Pharrell Williams song 'happy' dropped today it'd flop so bad

All hail the microplastics.

Kids with autism these days yearn for the micro plastics. Once they try glass plates and break them they cower in fear from the overstimulation and they continue eating off those lovely plastic plates with plastic cutlery and plastic cups. They might even drive a plastic car when they grow up and live in a plastic house.

Turns out valve's new game is lepton, software to play games on android :/

I wanna see how Trump reacts to the bubba leaks

🖐️🤝

It'd actually be crazy if we got half-life 3 before GTA VI

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I wanna get him pregnant. I wanna see that cute little femboy belly swell, all round and full, knowing it's because of me. I want him walking around, feeling that weight, the weight of what we made together. Oh, imagine those slim hips struggling with that soft, growing bump, knowing he's carrying my baby. Every time he rubs that belly, he’ll be thinking of me.

We got to see xqc showing his inner sherlock homes before GTA VI

All the huzz go crazy when I start yapping about kingdom hearts 💀💀

Well that's unfortunate for you because: BREAKING NEWS! NASA HAS JUST RELEASED A VIDEO OF A COLOSSAL STRUCTURE HEADING TOWARDS EARTH!

Can things stop happening for one week so I can get a new episode of South Park already, it's been nearly 3 weeks

My dad makes some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hellish dishes. This recipe isnt all that accurate, because there are dozens of different variants of it.

Take some soup, but dont warm it up. Warming ♥♥♥♥ up isnt in my dads style. He takes that soup, pours it on a pan and starts frying it. Adds gigantic amonuts of onions, garlic, peppers, some FLOUR for viscosity and tomato paste on top of all that. All of this is fried until there's smoke coming out. Then you gotta take it outside and let it cool off a bit. Later, my dad takes it inside, pours a ♥♥♥♥ ton of mayo on it and starts eating. He scrapes the spoon on the bottom of the pan, quitely whispering "Oh blya" while sweat drips off his forehead. He always generously invites me to eat as well, but I refuse. Should I even speak about how horrible he smells later? The stink is strong enough for wallpapers to peel off.

Meth does

Alcohol and weed doesn't numb the pain

you're getting your balls itched

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为党争光! Glory to the CCP!

i'm gonna violently touch you white boy

Labour is putting parental controls on us :(

Next thing you won't be able to go to a grocery store without giving your phone number and birth certificate

Imma predict that VPNs will be blocked from being used on GTA online in a couple weeks

+rep VERY submissive and breedable

The sins have crippled me

He knows what you did, repent for all your sins

Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake baker's man
Bake me a cake as fast as you can
Pat it and prick it and mark it with "B"
Put it in the oven for baby and me
For baby and me
For baby and me
And there will be plenty for baby and me

9/11 was an inside job, millions of people died for a lie

im shregnant?

Double it and give it to the next person that comments

Guy below you is now four pregnant

guy below you is now triple pregnant

guy below you is now double pregnant

guy below me is now pregnant

make me pregnant yourself coward

guy below me should get pregnant instead

make your profile pregnant i'm begging you i already find it very hard not to look but my golly i know one thing that would make it way better

There are definitely secret multi-triliionaires controlling the world, no doubt

now you lookin' like you're lookin' for an explanation
Use the curves in my body for your motivation
Skip the petty games, no need for complication
Useful things for sure, I reach my destination
You better leave a good impression 'fore you hit the door
'Cause you don't want me talkin' 'bout your business on the low?
If you show it off, I had to fit you in my schedule
So you better put it on, but when it's time to go