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-rep re tarded demo kid + boost stealer

My guy, your so bad :)

signed by squish <3

pls accept thx :/

"Highish Level Rocket League player" Mate, you have 6,7k hours and you're C3 in 2s, get outta here. You have better mechanics than me and I had a bad game, but my ping is still higher than your IQ :(

look i know that we had some troubles but why did you have to steal my ford escort 1997 super turbo comfort wtf not cool man i dont care if it was missing a steering wheel i still loved it just like that custard cream i spent hours looking at in a microscope before sending it off to planet jupiter on top of a falcon 9 first stage booster carrying 12 packs of vienesse whirls, 9 cans of stella, 3 packs of wriggley's extra peppermint and my front door key ♥♥♥♥ no wonder i cant get back in the house ill have to break through the letterbox again and im already sick of having to cover myself in vaseline and slide through the flaps the worst part is im sick of paying postage those stamps aint cheap these days that ♥♥♥♥♥♥ queen elizabeth is a right con artist that's the last time i send a carrier pigeon to khzakstan on a 14 day mission to infiltrate the town library

ggs :D but dont be toxic after u lose

Second time I'm on his profile calling him a stupid prick

-rep ur so badd

=)

Sort out your life

I'm sorry I had to send this to you but now that you have opened it you can't stopped reading this. Hi my name is Teresa Fidlago I died 27 years ago if you don't send this to 20 people I will steal your nose hair every night when ur asleep. Btw this is not fake search her up on google. Someone send me this and i had to do the same, i'm taking no risk of ignoring the message tell me why this keeps happening. another grandma read this and sent it to 20 people but the internet went off on 19. She was found cut into 5 pieces after 1 day

Enlightened by Lamp!

-rep toxic player

why do you have more mini cheddars in your sleeping bag than cheesestrings in your lunchbox bro i swear that's some messed up bs right there i could take you to timbucktoo and back for £3.83 excluding VAT btw did you know that every 60 seconds in africa, a minute passes. i know right thats some crazy shiiiiiiii HAVE a good day my friend and stay safe from this coronosevirus i heard its pretty bad since the prime minister got it and he died RIP boris johnson 2020k

Sh -- itt -- er

6.4k hours and ur the same skill level as us and we have 1.6k bruhh whos the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ now

"I suffer with Social anxiety and severe Depression, ADHD, Conduct disorder, Dyslexia" you deserve all of it, toxic ♥♥♥♥ in game, ezzz we wonnn

offense maybe 3/10, defense -12/10

6,4k hours and still boosted to low GC

0 iq

6400 hours still no replay skip imspressed me

Insanity do you wanna trade?

this is really important so listen up right thomas edison the guy who invented the dyson has told me to tell you that your reliant robin has tipped over again i really think you should stop leaving the windscreen wipers on as it may spontaneously combust and i dont really want to drink any more screenwash cuz last time i didnt manage to eat dessert afterwards i know right it was terrible anyway follow me on github i have a new painting release called the mona lisa version 1143458929435.5 thats a decimal by the way its like the picasso one but its got the terminator in it hope you enjoy

hey kid have you ever heard about the story of Cinderella and the fire breathing dragon yeah well me neither anyway i need to go install a garage door on my neighbour's windowsill so don't go anywhere we'll be right back after the break sponsored by boeing 747 which the world's largest trex ever developed NEOWWWW anyway go suck a toenail i need to borrow your grandad's skateboard so i can smash eggs on your left nostril cya later

sorry i meant vodafone

why am i travelling at 87 miles an hour, if i go any faster i might go back to the future anyway if you haven't seen that film its the one where they all die kinda like your career in rocket league do you think you'll be on ARK tomorrow we have a really good base and a couple of triceratops if you want them but don't eat my dodo eggs or i'll slap you in the back of the hair strand with my loreal paris anti dandruff shampoo thats a warning bro alright i need to get my nail clippers and dismantle the telegraph ok anyway do you think that click click click click click click click click click click click click click click sorry my minecraft dispenser just ran out of firework rockets top it up with me if you want but make sure you do it with t-mobile

hey bro im in wetherspoons where are you just saw the most amazing thing do you know what i saw i just saw a toaster 360 noscope a bloody coffee cup and it was nescafe not the costa crap anyways has anyone else noticed costa is always in shell garages how the hell do you fit a garage inside a shell anyway wtf. why is heathrow airport want a second runway where they running to and who they running away from lol also i just realized my snickers bar has been in the dishwasher for like 9 years brb also the microwave has just gone off oh wait thats the fire alarm where the ♥♥♥♥ is Richie and his fire engine when you need it smh oh shii im gonna die from this fire oh nvm its just the corona virus im on 6hp and idk what to do can anyone drop me a med kit until we get to the safe zone actually it doesnt matter i just wanna know why do african zoloo warriors always have badminton rackets happy brexit love denial

you still want to 1v1 in the bedroom?? its still on the table if you're down ;)

im a friend of conflict can u add me to 1v1 u at some point need some high lvl players to play against so i can improve

u got problems man

Also sorry for you too.

help me get out of c2 <3

right look here you cod trumpet i've gotta tell you something really important today is a special day because on this day 15 years ago it was today except it was fifteen years ago pretty crazy right how we basically time travelling haha anyway im wondering if you are still giving away your scooby doo mystery machine because im interested in using it to get my perks up on fortnite battle royale i will do anything even guess how many marbles are in the kanagaroo pouch hmm is it 100 no wait 312 actually the kangaroo doesn't exist did I win ok thanks

man you won’t believe this yeah yesterday i was in the famous cinderella palace with vladimr putin and the snowman from Frozen and they said i could get free tickets to the next bulldozing 2019 championship final held in stoke-upon-trent i was in disbelief the problem is the guy that keeps turning up in the world war 2 tank always ruins it because theres too many noise complaints anyway it turns out there was only 1 ticket available and when i got to the gate they couldnt let me in i was thinking right thats it im never going back to the cinderella palace cuz i hate liars absolutely boils my pisss bro right next time im not going to bother waiting for the automatic doors at the front in my JCB digger

i forgot to mention if you need a discount on curtains i can hook you up basically what i do is i dress up as an estate agent and then break into people’s houses and steal their windows it’s a bit of a pain cuz the windows are really heavy with the curtains on them and if they catch me in their house dresssd as an estate agent i could get arrested for taking out windows without the right qualifications so yeh it is a bit risky but let me know i also have a selection of russel hobbs tumble dryers the ones with the 250W energy efficiency gold standard from which?.com but i didnt steal them i just really like tumble dryers it helps dry the curtains faster as i only go out in the rain

now listen yeah i aint got a problem with midgets but if one walked up to me and asked me to pick a card i’d abaracadabra that ♥♥♥♥♥ back to the magic circle only issue is i never pick the right card and end up getting cellotaled to a snowboard on the top of a radiator panel over the panama canal wasnt even wearing goggles which is against health and safety apparently did you know that 1 in every 83 toothpicks contains a great white shark yeah me neither i only found out last week when i was trying to get a habbo hotel colouring crayon out of my uvula the funeral is next friday but not the friday next week see you later bro

did you hear about that woman who got away with twoc'ing a mobility scooter with a pack of andrex 3-ply toilet rolls the super soft ones at waitrose for £4 or 2 for £8 pounds mad innit the deals you can get nowadays. anyway my nan did something similar she robbed a tescos with only a ww2 tank and a cotton bud and walked out with a lifetime supply of tampax with wings on them they still dont know who did it even to this day but shame she's still in prison anyway get back to me about your toenails i heard they are feeling a little bit down recently but i might get a few of my crabsticks to help out if not i'll try the Tefal non-stick frying pan again thanks

ok listen here you norwegian luftwaffle i'll have you know the chocolate dips and breadsticks you got me the other week were out of date by 45 minutes minus VAT which is approximately 23.678292738283728372829182 sorry my casio calculator from 1976 is broken again ffs brb need to get the hammer ok im back as i was saying i have a coffee table for sale if you want it for 19.99 but i'll do you it for 22.50 if u want ok deal i'll come pick it up next week if i can get out of this coffin i hate how they make these things so strong with iron bars and my toes look like chicago town double cheese twin pack pizzas from morrisons might eat them later ok cya later

hey bro just letting you know that 93p offer for the 3 turkey dinosaurs in the aldi superstore are still in the process of getting deported back to down under thats in italy btw ok brb ok im back now just realised that everything i said made total no sense inside when they cut the cheese block in half with a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ grater now figure that out mr bean ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ roller skating ice cutting cheese board and they said what is it with white people and ice fishing?

why did you nan steal your grandpas Slipknot season ticket he was a holder for 22 years he used to love watching Sk8er boi on repeat until his catalytic converter was stolen by a thief from the island of island in the middle of the road while he was on the rubber dingy rapids going 22.3 MPH she got a headache from drinking too much cream soda without a straw because she realised that drinking without a mouth can lead to a large spillage but said it was all cool because she had one foot with a sock on because her croc ate one so they dont take the mick out of her for wearing crocs with socks! brb ok im back now just got back from turning 17 after 19 years of my life i had to tell him not to blow up the pool with his farts becuase it would take 27 mins Plus VAT which is now 20.1% she couldnt afford to get her Turtle Beaches out of the sand which was wet. ps i like your nan dog bed its so comfy

koay so i rlaley ok sorry about that i found my reading glasses for some reason i couldnt find them cuz i buried them in windsor castle under the secret trap door after the red bull fire pit turn right at the revolving bookcase then defeat the runescape boss under peter pan's flying carpet anyway i dont know why im telling you all this cuz you can just use the front door. ok brb need to go put some more nvidia gtx 6706S overclock PS1UO5 XTREME amd graphics cards on my cooker cuz my pet pythagoras thereom is hungry actually do you know what f uck k him he's a triangle looking ass anyway. btw you look like st. catheryn's holy christian church do you honestly think that holy water is actually water lol cuz if you do then actually you're right you idiot. ok im back as i was saying goldfish don't have enough RAM to store stephen hawking's newest book which he wrote next year nvm he died at least he wont be nicking my grandad's wheelchair anymore

ya nan he forgot to wipe after the toilet only realsing that his ass was itchy af he then rode across mexico on a Rodeo Bull hanging on by dear life then all of a sudden Lidl came out of nowhere and he had to pack the bull in the trolly area now he only 12 1ps and 73 5p coins and knew that he could only afford two aldis own monsta energi drinks he thought he was gonna pass out by the time he got back to his kids he left in the swamp next to Princess Fiona and we all know she was on the dole because the door to her house and wood worms and woodlice in it and her best friend was a Pinata that she got at the age of 11 and a half and his had no legs because she wacked it off with a stick she uses to walk shes got a limp now the downy! anyway im getting carried away because she once flew to Mt Venus to shave her legs because she hadn't gone to the toilet in 44 hours and shes hit a flips reset on top of a double chin and pinched the ♥♥♥♥ into her own goal

Why do I have to buy a car boot chair in new York and tbh I no that there I a hammer in Germany that I found your nan’s Japanese noddle seller and I she going to slap a harpoon and hits and asda wine cellar that can 460 turbine lemonade stand a Tesco carrier bag at 911 speed per second wile hit on the back of a corner shot window and 11.30 at night (not day as it is gay ☹) anyway going off now got to go I hit a honey cone in the nut as it keep stare at me I think I no why could be because I have a arrow in my head like the guy in Minecraft then you have to fight a skeleton and you have no sward only a but of rotten flesh so you die and there is ♥♥♥♥ all you can do then you respawn In your bed and the little ♥♥♥♥ still here like the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ spawn camper in mw2 days ♥♥♥♥ I won’t go back and do the 560 slap a nan with b52w buld

Did you know that its 12 mins past 12 which means its nearly time for some rice pudding and i know that your nan has 359 degrees of slow-scopes and hard scopes but why does she run without marathon pro when going to get fairy liquid from underneath towel rack in japan she says its hard to hear what people are saying when she is not wearing her glasses, shes pink yellow colour blind and cant see in the dark when she has potato waffles in the GEORGE FOREMAN 18471 Family Grill built in istanbul in 1997531 BC super low def (SD) we're talking 244p cos her dank ass has got a block TV the size of 11 Pit Bull warriors without capes on! ps the police called they want their Messaging pigeon back there sick of the seagull one because its pooping everywhere and dive bombing people for the greasy chips that they get from Chicken Fried Kentucky and is Doing the moonwalk past MJs Grave!!!

hey bro just letting your know your nan has been crawling inside free range eggs and launching herself to neptune's 26th moon again it took 17 months for her to get there wtf oh wait just realised neptune only has 14 moons she must have only got to the m25 but why am i still here stuck in traffic i dont even have a car anyway i have to go my kelloggs breakfast box is getting cold and the fork is getting rusty fml i also found some cling film under the graveyard but unfortunately it was only the asda 3 metre roll and i wanted the tesco value 5 metre roll for £1.19 instead of that asda crap can't believe it couldn't even hold a baby on top of mount everest some say she's still falling to this day sad tbh i could have sworn i never even had a child. btw my chin has too many placentas on it just like your toenails when you dip them in liquid nitrogen thats the really cold one by the way don't use the aldi version g2g find my fleshlight as i've left my watch in it

hey friend long time no nan your nan is sort the of person who uses foam fingers to pick cotton from the backyard in Dubai now i know she goes round the old folks home stealing and turning all gnomes the wrong way round she says they're mid Temperr shot whatever that means ps sore her today collecting her Job seekers allowance even though shes ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 79 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crazy jumping JCBs over cement mixers while trying to find gold at the top of mount Aldi RS3, let me know how she is doing still waiting to receive her calls but i know shes only on free weekends at the moment but tell her to call me when she gets her contract For fAzE Clan! thank you and Goodbye
PS signed By Nize

did you know if you flip 269 dishwasher tablets you can win a free trip to waterloo station at around half past five but I flipped 628 tables instead and ended up in the back of a 1920 Ford cortina while 360 harpooning on a sea lion which actually turned out to be a llama who spoke welsh proper fkin weirdo best advice I can give hit him with a 2.265 newton metre on dry ice as it seem seahorses get very sweaty I think this is why where are so many wet floor signs around my town do you think if I can get 12 of them in my pool I able to fill it up brb let me work it out ok I’m back turns out it will work It will take 1242 seconds to fill the pool anyway got to hit a door frame with a angry bird cya

schlong time no squeak man how have you been i just needed to tell you about the 14 cans of tuna ive been hiding in my jcb digger that’s the 2004 model by the way its gonna scoop you up like my little brother playing minecraft in creative mode btw i dont have a little brother he got messed up by a man in an oranutan costume sadly but i will take the £250 from you’ve been framed haha btw do you know what happens when you fold a fidget spinner in half let me know cuz i tried 6 times and ive lost all my arms for the 2nd time thanks for listening