RIP Dealmomus, friends since elementary, friends till the end 9/9/2024

Once you have their money, don't give it back. 1st Rule of Acquisition
A man without his money, is no man at all. 18th Rule of Acquisition
Expand or die. 45th Rule of Acquisition
Free advice is seldom cheap. 59th Rule of Acquisition
Hear all, trust nothing. 190th Rule of Acquisition
Sometimes the only thing more dangerous than a question, is an answer. 208th Rule of Acquisition
Never be afraid to mislabel a product. 239th Rule of Acquisition
When no appropriate rule applies, make one up. The Unwritten Rule of Acquisition