ImmaculateJones! was discovered in a set of underground caves in Nairobi in 1846 by the famed explorer Sir Richard Francis Burton. Found in the same cave were remnants of an old Etch-A-Sketch, six straightened Slinkies, a box of Urkel-O's brand novelty cereal, and a cloak made out of dyed purple capybara fur. Even today, scholars cannot decide the true meaning of ImmaculateJones!, although it is postulated that it is some sort of totem that represents a long lost ancient trickster god, or possibly an effigy representing the concept of agriculture itself.

Surely, it is a mystery which will never be solved. Though we may never know its true meaning or purpose, the ancient curse that was released with the removal of ImmaculateJones!, as well as the deadly plague that followed, was probably worth it to experience the academic mystery that is ImmaculateJones!

-- Merriweather Sagan, the People's Republic of Themyscira, 1896.