2 DADS AND GAY MOM

I've seen this guy play, he's insane. When he picks up a gun, you think you have a chance. you don't. He's french adjacent. He's got the blood of a millions dogs coursing through him and barking for the win. Nothing can stop this guy from scouting your head. Not even pink eye. He's got a bacterial infection? Prognosis is that you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥. He will tap your head. He will make it pop. He will be muted when you enter the game because he IS toxic. Ichizen? more like 7 inches in your ♥♥♥♥♥. Look the ♥♥♥♥ out.

-rep had my crosshair at head height and screamed at me to go for body shots. He's terrible at CS and one of the saltiest players I've ever met. I told him that he was in fact wrong; that my crosshair was in fact correctly placed, but his lack of intelligence quota caused him to say no. When he was getting shot by a terrorist, he would turn away and shoot to another place. His rank should be somewhere around the lower end of the silvers, but Steam's ranking system puts him in Gold Nova. In conclusion I would rate this player a -1 out of 10 for his lack of intelligence and his overall toxicity. If he shows up on your CS:GO team, be sure to kick him right away. This has been a review from father doug, a CS:GO user.

-rep the noobiest and the luckiest player forever

+rep Fast and nice trader :) A*