The camel has a single hump;
The dromedary two;
Or else the other way around.
I'm never sure. Are you?
-- Ogden Nash
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Chuck Norris enjoys a good practical joke. His favorite is where he removes your lower intestine and pretends to make a balloon animal out of it. Then he cracks your skull open with a Volvo for not complimenting him on his balloon animal.
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Just remember: when you go to court, you are trusting your fate to
twelve people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty!
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Serocki's Stricture:
Marriage is always a bachelor's last option.
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Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.
-- R. Geis
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He is the MELBA-BEING ... the ANGEL CAKE ... XEROX him ... XEROX him --
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Bender: "You know the secret of traditional robot cooking? Start with a good
high-quality oil, then eat it."
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Jesuit priests are DATING CAREER DIPLOMATS!!
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