Solid water 最近的评测

There are many things you can do, but the one true purpose in life you should strive for is to make mayonnaise and rebrand it as sexual lubricant. Watch as you monopolize the entirity of the sexual lubricant market. One mayo jar at a time.

Or plant potato and feed the starving Soviet population if you're a filthy commie.

Stephen Hawking predicted the future, and we didn't listen.

The one place where you can go through someone's trash without being ridiculed for, is the internet. Orwell will be sure to remind those people who put their erotic picture into the recycle bin but forgets to delete it.

The game where your friends can be more of a threat to you than the zombie pandemic that you're trying to survive from.

You're not a weeb if you are already an asian.

Fun is the end goal of the game, and theres plenty to be had in shooting, burning, slashing from the weapons the game has on offer. Theres more than enough to slake your thirst for digitalised blood.

To be expected from a modern shooty-bang bang game, theres skins and boxes. All of which has no effect on gameplay other than making your squadmate jealous of the size of your wallet and choice of attire. All of the cosmetic should never be priced as they are; unreasonably ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ expensive.

Go ahead and give tripwire your money.

Though Valve (Still) still can't count to three, that won't change the fact that this game was revolutionary for its time.

In order to prosper in an underworld ridden with darkness would require immense perseverance and great tenacity, both from the captain and his/her/its ship. A wonderfully eerie world to explore, with many bizarre and otherworldly locations to discover in the wide, dark unforgiving zee. Meeting strange, yet memorable characters from places far off. Men made from clay, people in bandage, people with faces of squid. SQUID ! Gothic atmospheric game at its best. The writing and exploration sells.

However, no game is free from criticism nor flaws. A key component of games in general is the challenge. Challenges both motivates and puts off those who dared to face them. Large learning curve that is very difficult to get out of when supplies are low and safety is far and few between, with hostile ships and beasts lurking near ports, making it a hassle to get in and out of places without a few dents on the newly repaired ship. It would be a miracle to see my ship's engine not going up in flames (for the 5th time) trying to evade enemies that would make a quick snack from me and my crew. But let's not forget the game's major selling point is its difficulty and death is an opportunity for leaning from the mistakes made that resulted in my swift demise.

Combat is in my opinion, a primary component of the game,but lacks every aspect of the thrills of danger when you are met with a predictable AI and often a minuscule reward for fighting tough enemies. Not much variation in enemy types or the means to end their miserable existence. Even the best gun that money can buy from the bazaar cannot satiate my hunger for blood of creatures that swam in my way. It is very capable of leave corpses and debris in my wake, albeit in a dull and tedious manner. Avoid combat as much as humanly (and humanely) possible, as the risk-reward does not worth the cost of ship repair, and to repeat myself, the reward gained from a defeated enemy does not worth the risk and the danger I have put myself through. A good rule of thumb is to assume everything that floats in the zee is hostile. Even the islands. Turn your lights off if you spot a ship armed to the teeth. Darkness is both the bane of your existence and your ally. Evasion is highly recommended for every threat, even the smallest like pirate ships and crabs.

To conclude, a very atmospheric game set in a bizarre world where death is imminent, but serves as a mild inconvenience. Combat is lacking, but sufficient. The untold horrors awaits in the darkness is what keeps me up at night (playing). Would continue playing regardless of my standings with the game and highly recommend buying if the game is on sale.

When i click the button, red stuff comes out :D

A bloody brilliant game, in it most literal sense !
Co op with upward of 4 pals and/or frienemies, as you battle out to take control of the map. Adventure through the beautiful and vibrant backdrop created by the artist as you try to emerge yourself into a brawl, with heavy emphasis of brutal slapstick comedy, ranging from cardboard tubes, a fish, a chicken, and a broad spectrum of blunt force trauma to headtakers. Many unexpected and original jokes made, which kept the game fresh for such a lengthy time. After you finish the campaign, there are challenges behind the pilgrimage as you struggle through a fight to the death, where rules of Chivalry is out of the window once you enter the arena, or scarper for your life in the frantic game mode 'Back off Barbarians. One of the outstanding and unique 4 player co-op, medieval/fantasy themed brawler game, possibly of the decade. It has certainly stood tall in the test of time, especially with its recent HD remaster. A must buy if you have friends that looks forward to an adventure.