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okay so basically, masterpiece

Eu4 is a beautiful game.

>Start Game as Byzantium
>Set everything up to get my cores back
>"You have Formed a Personal Union with Poland"
>what
>I am now a junior partner under Poland (Who went with the Local Noble)
>Declares independence war
>Coalition forms with Bohemia, Saxony, Austria, The Palantine and Brandenburg
>Coalition declares war on me
>Poland peaces out with me and I'm back under their control
>Poland is now at war with most of the Electors and the Emperor of the HRE
>Poland wins against the Coalition
>The year is 1460 and Byzantium managed to cause a full scale war in Eastern Europe

There always seems to be that one Uruk that always makes a playthough of Shadow Of Mordor special. This is the story of Mozu Blood Licker (Or as I like to call him, Mozu the Unkillable.) I'll be splitting this story in to 4 Phases of Mozu's existance.


You don't look all that special on the outside. Lets peel the skin back and see whats in the inside.
-Mozu Blood Licker

When I first started my campaign, I somewhat knew what I was going in to. (I had played a campaign on Console before). I was in a confrontation mission against an Infernal Uruk, and along with alot of other Captains, came Mozu. He wasn't anything special, being your typical one sword Uruk with nothing special to him. I quickly dispatched him, even though I later failed the confrontation. I didn't give him a second thought, until he came back with some metal in his head. I killed him again, and he came back. It was a cycle that never ended. I would go out and go to my missions, and Mozu would ambush me. I would kill him, and it would repeat.

The Hammers Death

Time and Time again you have tried to kill me. And every time I come back. How does it feel to be a failure?
-Mozu Blood Licker

With the death of the Hammer, and the mission to go to Nurn ready, I set out to finally put an end to Mozu before I left. Turns out he had the same idea, as he found me first. Once again, I killed him. Although it was harder than before, concidering he picked up a posse and a posion sword. However none of that can beat a good combo streak, and Mozu fell once more. Feeling satisified, I left for Nurn. However, Mozu ambushed me yet again, this time with both a bag over his face and metal on it. I killed him once again, and left for Nurn.

After leaving for the Sea of Nurn

After our last fight, I never actually saw Mozu pop up. I even walked around for a while, to see if Mozu died or not. He never showed up, so I figured I finally got rid of him. I already killed him a total of 11 times (I counted all the runes I got from him).

The Lord Of Mordor

Look at us! Look at our strength! We are the Dark Lords greatest weapon, and that piece of shrakh over there, is our greatest enemy! Go mess up his face!
-Mozu Blood Licker

With my Warchiefs is tow, It was time to put an end to the Tower of Sauron. I had no idea who my nemesis would be, because I had made many noteworthy enemies throughout my playthrough. Perhaps I was in denial, but I knew deep down who it would be. Of course it was my greatest nemesis, Mozu Blood Licker. He wasn't the most powerful Uruk, as I dispatched him quite quickly. He wasn't an advanced class either, being a basic captain. However, he was the most noteworthy of all my enemies. His final death would echo all though Mordor, and I felt as I had rid myself of an annoyance that had gone on too long.

Mozu's final death and revival tally is 12. Although the Nemesis system isn't as good as it is in Shadow Of War, great stories can still be created. Rest in Peace Mozu, I'll miss you most of all.

Oda Nobuhide sat upon his throne, wondering what to do next. With the recent defeat of the Takeda, his empire has entered a golden age of prosperity. Yet he realizes he must be careful of his next move, for it may cast doom upon the entire Oda Clan. To the East lie the Hojo and the Hatakeyama, Oda Nobuhides main focus for now. While the Hatakeyama will not put up much of a fight, the Hojo are the biggest threat he knows of. To the West lies the Hatano and the Sakai, who squabble over the territory close to Kyoto.


Than there is the Shogun himself. The Ashikaga Shogunate has grown weary of the Oda Clan's exploits, as his influence will continue to diminish if he leaves the Oda to do whatever they want. Nobuhide realizes the threat the Shogun poses, as all of Japan will unite under his banner to destroy all he has built. Nobuhide's son, Oda Nobunaga, has always awaited the day he would prove his worth in battle, and that day draws closer by the second.


The Oda have tough times ahead, but they will endure. They have always endured, and always will endure.

Betray the Senate simulator

This is a true story, one of Austria's finest generals, and how he fought to bring Austria victory.

> Starts game as Austria
> Is a Absolute Monarchy, so we have a King and a Prince.
> The Kings son, Prince Eugan, is already great at fighting
> Decides to send him to Poland-Lithuania, to help the war effort
> Prince Eugan conquers all of Poland-Lithuania
> 10/10 Job Prince Eugan
> Decides its a good time to go attack the Ottomans
> Sends Prince Eugan to go help the war effort
> Prince Eugan conquers all of the Ottomans lands that Venice hadn't already conquered
> 20/10 job Prince Eugan
> Revolution happens, Government loses and a new Republic is established
> Nobody really cares about it so they keep calling him Prince, but don't be confused, the President is in charge now.
> Prussia's military is becoming a little too big
> Also Realizes they hold land I need
> dammit prussia why are you the bane of my existance
> Sends Prince Eugan to go deal with it
> Prince Eugan already has 5 stars under his belt, and is brilliant
> Prince Eugan wins battle after battle, with forces outnumbering his 2:1
> Prince Eugan has now conquered Prussia
> 30/10 job Prince Eugan
> Prince Eugan mops up the rest of the Small Nations that fought against Austria
> Prince Eugan is now the most accomplished man in the empire
> Middle Class gets pissed and has a Civil War
> They win, and a Constitutional Monarchy is born
> Prince Eugan is now a Prince again
> Realizes I need to go get Istanbul and Venice from Venice, as the year is 1740
> Prince Eugan goes and takes Istanbul, where another General takes his place
> Prince Eugan is on his way to Venice when he realizes that Austria was taken by the Italian States
> Prince Eugan takes back Austria
> He marches to Venice, and than to Rome to destroy the Italian States
> He succeeds
> Prince Eugan has single handedly toppled Poland-Lithuania, Prussia, the Italian States, Venice, and the Ottomans in Europe
> 40/10 job Prince Eugan
> Austria's stellar military holds Istanbul from the Ottomans, and we win the game
> Prince Eugan is now 90 years old and Is still alive, as he watches the fireworks

God Bless your soul Prince Eugan, you have done your country proud.

20/10 Russian Simulator

If your looking for a review on this game you've come to the right place, but if your looking for an outstanding pie recipe you've come to the wrong place.

Ingredients:
1. 6 tablespoons unsalted adults
2. 1/2 cup white kids
3. 1/2 cup brown adults
4. 1/4 cup weed
5. 1/4 teaspoon bad workshop items
6. 1 pinch salt for the kiddies
7. 500 servers - peel, core and slice until you get good servers
8. 1 dumbass for extra dumbness

Directions:
1. Preheat computer to 425 degrees F (220 degrees C).
2. Combine ♥♥♥♥♥, white kids, brown adults, weed, bad workshop items, and salty kids in a saucepan over medium heat. Bring to a boil, remove from heat and set aside.
3. Roll out half the game to fit a 9-inch rage plate. Place bottom workshop items in rage plate; pour in 500 server slices.
4. Roll out top workshop items into a 10-inch circle. Cut into 8 (1-inch) wide strips with a sharp paring darkrp server or dumbass wheel. Weave the 500 server strips, one at a time, into a ♥♥♥♥ pattern. Fold the ends of the bad workshop item strips under the edge of the bottom crust bad workshop items and call a kid a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ to seal.
5. Pour weed-salt mixture over top of game, coating the ♥♥♥♥ of the community, and allowing any remaining salty kids to drizzle through the ♥♥♥♥ servers.
6. Bake in the preheated computer for 15 minutes. Reduce heat to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C), and bake until the server is golden brown, the weed on the top game is set, and the salty kid filling is bubbling, 35 to 40 more minutes. Allow to cool completely before slicing.

New Year's Resolution: Atleast play Republic Commando once

an alright game