Hop 最近的评测

I came for the space survival experience and stayed for the deeply reassuring knowledge that I am somehow less competent than a man suffocating in a vacuum while arguing with a chicken.

Breathedge is what happens when existential dread, IKEA furniture assembly, and a stand-up comedy routine collide in orbit. The humor is spot on, though can seem a little try-hardy at times.

The crafting system? Delightfully unhinged. Need oxygen? Sure, just combine some garbage, regret, and what I can only assume is pure desperation.

The narrator deserves a raise, therapy, and possibly legal supervision. The constant sarcasm feels like the game is gently (but persistently) roasting you for your life choices.

I get strong Subnautica vibes with a space-theme and a delightful sarcastic twist. Looking forward to Breathedge2.

I have some pretty mixed feelings about the game. There are times I see the XML load before it converts it to plain text, in the journal. Sound effects are off for some situations.. Also I am not sure where they got their brewing information, but the process is all wrong. If this is supposed to be a simulation, please simulate the correct process for brewing beer. Who would leave a freshly boiled wort out overnight to cool to room temperature?!Maybe if you are trying to make an infected sour.. If cooled overnight, the ambient air should be exactly the same is your pitching temperature.. Plus, it should be covered to prevent outside cultures from entering the wort.

all in all.. this is going to have to be a thumbs down for me.. Nice relaxing little game, would be a blast in VR.. but overall, kind of a turd. Sorry.

PC Building Simulator gives users a chance to build their dream gaming rigs... within limits. This brings me to my point. I really wish they would research the cases they've included in the "game". For example, the Lian-Li O11 *DOES* allow for a 360 radiator on the bottom as well as the small side compartment next to the motherboard. PCBS doesn't allow you to place them there so the entire build is moot.

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☑ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☑ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Poop Enjoyers

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☑ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☑ Nothing to grind - though I did only use the free build briefly.
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second (and possibly third) life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☑ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☑ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved

This game is great. It has a nice dark theme to it and the narration is great. It does get slightly repetitive though, but the extreme difficulty makes up for that.