sometimes i think about what it would feel like to chew on sonic the hedgehog’s testicles. i sit there for hours staring at the ceiling like a drug fiend (aka my dad) just fantasizing about grinding those magnificent blue orbs between my fourteen teeth. i get so hard just wondering what it would be like to bite down hard on those little blueberries and squeeze all that bloody semen into my mouth as he screams something about chili dogs or dr. robotnik or whatever. does anyone else think about this?? i have a whole folder dedicated to pictures of those blue balls being abused. when i’m feeling especially horny i’ll put rubber bands around my own testicles until they turn blue and whack them with a hammer or stick needles in them or rest them gently on the red hot eye of a stovetop...anything to imagine myself tormenting and torturing those sweet little indigo marbles. if i were amy rose i’d take my big hammer and smash them repeatedly until they were a blue and red stain on the ground and then i’d lick it all up and we’d spit it back and forth into each other’s mouths. god i hope some of you share this fantasy of extreme sonic the hedgehog ball torture and read this and masturbate while thinking about castrating that beautiful little blue ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

well i’ve got to go to church now. bye!