dear beefjob, can i see you hung by jumper cables, it turns me on a lot.

much love, robot_faptastic

-rep i want this person hung by jumper cables and only let down ever 20 minutes after each electrocuting hanging, just so they live for a just a bit longer

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                     ⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧
          　　　⡔⠉⠙⠻⡟⠛⠛⠛⠛⠿⣿⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿
               ⠈⡄⢢                  ⣨⣿⣿⠃
⣷⣄            ⢰⣿⣆⡁    ⠠⠤⢤⣤⣀    ⠰⡁
⣿⣿⣷⣦⣀⣀⡀  ⣾⣿⣿⡿    ⠠⠊⠁  ⠊  ⡗⠒⠁Shame upon thy bloodline
⠟⢻⢟⠒⢦⠤⣈⠑⠒⣿⣿⣿⣇      ⣀⣤⣄⣠⡤⠜ .
 ⢞⠢⣉⡒⠉    ⢱⢸⣿⣿⣿⣦⡴⠋⣿⣿⣿⣿  ⡴⠛⣿⡇
 ⢸⠉⠒⠧⢀⣀⠔⠁⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧  ⠸⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣾⡿⠁
⢠⠚  ⢠⠋⢹    ⢸⠒⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿   ⠙⠻⠿⠿⠛
⠇    ⡎⢠⡾    ⣸⡤  ⣿⣿⣿
 　⢰⠁⢸⡇    ⣿⣤⣴⣿⣿⣿
 　⠸⡀⠈⡇    ⠘⡟⠛⠋⡏
⠢⠤⠤⠜⠉⢧⣀⣀⣀⡸⠒⠒

(✿◔◡◔) Sometimes... when i have a bad day.... I put my cursor over Inky and pretend that we're holding hands (✿◔◡◔)ɔ ♥

Welcome to Team Fortress 2. After nine years in development, hopefully it will have been worth the wait. To listen to a commentary node, put your crosshair over the floating commentary symbol and press your primary fire. To stop a commentary node, put your crosshair over the rotating node and press your primary fire again. Some commentary nodes may take control of the game in order to show something to you. In these cases, simply press your primary fire again to stop the commentary. In addition, your secondary fire will cycle you through all the commentary nodes in the level. Please let me know what you think after you have had a chance to play. I can be reached at gaben@valvesoftware.com, and my favorite class is the Spy. Thanks, and have fun!

It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out

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🧡 Cool Guy 🧡
⚡⚡ Let’s be friends for future games ⚡⚡

🌟🌟 Have a wonderful year🌟🌟
💫💫 Stay safe & take care💫💫

🔥🔥🔥+REP The profile is fire 🔥🔥🔥


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-REP

Phosphorus May 22, 2024 @ 5:22am
If my girl👧😍 and my fidget spinners 💯🔥 are both drowning🌊😦 and I could only save one😄☝️️ you can Catch me letting it spin at my girls funeral😅👻💀

-REP GET ♥♥♥♥ ON
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I look at you and think… “what a sigma..” she burnt down a orphanage +rep

-rep nooo dont turn 25 youre so sexy aha

Happy Birthday!

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THIS DUDE IS SO BAD LOLOLOLO

🕹🕹Let's never be friends🕹🕹

🔥🔥🔥Keep a Distance From this Person🔥🔥🔥
⭐️⭐️⭐️I pray on your downfall⭐️⭐️⭐️

💫💫 -REP KEEP YOUR DISTANCE💫💫
🤤🤤🤤The profile is awful🤤🤤🤤

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If my girl👧😍 and my fidget spinners 💯🔥 are both drowning🌊😦 and I could only save one😄☝️️ you can Catch me letting it spin at my girls funeral😅👻💀

꧁❃🅦🅔🅛🅒🅞🅜🅔 🅣🅞 🅜🅨 🅟🅡🅞🅕🅘🅛🅔❃꧂

If being goth is a crime then arrest me for the murder of 3 people please god someone stop me this isn't a joke this is a literal cry for help please make the voices stop they keep asking me for more and more and I just want it all to go away sweet jesus help me

The exact moment I knew I was gay is when I first started watching SpongeBob. I didn't know what it was about him that made me want him so badly, but every time an episode came on my ♥♥♥♥ became rock solid. I knew I wanted to do more than merely watch this sponge. I wanted to ♥♥♥♥ his tight little juicy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. For years, I dreamed of pounding him from behind and filling him with my ♥♥♥ and watching it drip out of his pores. However, no matter how many times I choked my chicken to the mere thought of him, my lust for this sexy succulent sea sponge could not be satisfied. I tried everything, body pillows, dolls, even hiring a prostitute to dress up in a SpongeBob costume and suck my ♥♥♥♥. Nothing was good enough. So, I made it my number one goal to create a hyper-realistic SpongeBob sex doll, so my fantasies could finally be brought to life.

okay so 18 pounds of cokane, 12 pounds of crake and 7 male stripers. but make sure none of them are white, i cant see the coke on them if they are

have a math fetish. Nothing makes me hornier than calculus and statistics. This makes math class hard for me because I have to sit through the whole class with no way to relieve my urges. Instead of porn, I jerk off to my math textbook and my parents have noticed. They wish I would just watch porn like a normal child but I can't get off without thinking about math. My boyfriend left me because I would shout mathematical formulas during sex. This came to its worst today when my calc and stats teachers were having a discussion of the calculus of the normal curve and I had to excuse myself to the bathroom because I just couldn't handle it. It's ruining my education and my life.

I just have seen your stream and wanted to say that I thought you were super adorable. you don’t know me at all and i know it’s kinda weird. I just thought maybe it’d be fun to roleplay with you as your online gf maybe? I know you’re straight. I’m a boy that’s why I was saying roleplay.. this isn’t a troll. again, I know it’s really random and weird. I’m sorry. It would just be a fun online relationship - nothing serious and I could donate to you and your stream and support you and just be here

BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURL😉😉😊 ITS ALMOST COCKTOBER 😈🌚🍂🍃🍁 AND IF YOU👈🏽 ARE GETTING THIS👇🏽😘 IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN 👻🎃 HOE😏😩👅💦 every year in Cocktober the jack o slut🎃 comes to life🙀😻🙌🏽👏👏🙌🏽 coming to harvest 🍁🍂🍃 his hoes for THOT-O-WEEN😏😏💥💥🎈🎂🎉 send this to 10 other Halloween Hoes or else you a TRICK🎃👻👻 🎃 IF YOU GET 4 BACK UR A THOT-O-WEEN TREAT😋 IF YOU GET 6 BACK UR A SLUTTY WITCH ♥♥♥♥♥👄😍✨🔮 BUT IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR THE SPOOKIEST SLUT ON THE BLOCK😜💦⚰🎉🎉💯🎃 If you don’t send this to 1️⃣0️⃣other thots💁😩👄 you will get NO ♥♥♥♥ 👋 this COCKTOBER🎃

It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that-- It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny, and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly. I really like your profile picture, sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really cute and nice xxx

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that-- It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny, and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly. I really like your profile picture, sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really cute and nice xxx

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that-- It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny, and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly. I really like your profile picture, sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really cute and nice xxx

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this person is a thug gangster who ganged banged me in yba and then friended me on steam 10/10 would try again

(✿◔◡◔) Sometimes... when i have a bad day.... I put my cursor over Inky and pretend that we're holding hands (✿◔◡◔)ɔ ♥

(✿◔◡◔) Sometimes... when i have a bad day.... I put my cursor over Inky and pretend that we're holding hands (✿◔◡◔)ɔ ♥

walso buried my body and i havent found it since...

+rep This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills

-rep didn't pay-paled me 20 dolar >:(

+rep pay-paled me 20 dollars

I’m telling you, Walso is as cracked as she is jacked. I saw her at a Meijer the other day buying Monster and adult diapers. I asked her what the diapers were for and she said ”they contain my full power so I don’t completely ♥♥♥♥ on these kids“ then she bhopped out the door.

10/10 good unger

chicken sandwich

fish

Jacko Nuts

+rep kicked my balls really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hard and the recoil sent me flying

+rep been by my side since early 2016

furry

+++rep he my best friend since 2016

+rep me

fruit salad

bones bones bonesy bones

shawty bad with the skechers on

jewish hamburger

gugulethu mhlungu