Professional button masher, part-time bug hunter. If there’s a glitch in the game, I’ll probably find it—and turn it into a clip before anyone else even notices. I laugh at my own mistakes (because someone has to), but once I lock in, I’m surprisingly good at the game. Not “pro esports contract” good… more like “your friend who suddenly sweeps the lobby and says ‘pure skill’ while secretly sweating” good.

I’m here for the laughs, the wins, and the occasional game-breaking bug that makes everyone question reality.